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Convenience Store Addiction Syndrome

A mental disorder causing one to go to convenience stores for non-necessity products. (usually enhanced by munchies)
Yo Nick has the worst CSAS (Convenience Store Addiction Syndrome), last night when we were cruising he went to 7-11 three times.
by The Z The M December 25, 2010
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convenient memory

a collection of events one can suddenly forget or remember.
Julie: "Paul said you were talking to some chick at the party and you asked for her number."
Todd: "Umm... I don't remember talking to any girls at all!"
Julie: "Yeah, sounds like you have a convenient memory."
by badazzMC March 21, 2010
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convenient bar

When you're on a road trip and you need some help going the distance, pull over for gas, run inside, grab some beers, snacks, and hit the restroom so you can pop some tops. 70 miles to go suddenly seems like a breeze.
How was your trip? Good! I only had to convenient bar twice!
by mtthlm January 15, 2016
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convenience companion

synonym for friend with benefits, casual sexual acquaintance with whom no relational entanglement is desired
Adam: You gonna hookup at the bar tonight?

TJ: Nah, no time for the game, just gonna hit up one of my regular convenience companions
by Starsatyr101 May 10, 2009
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convenience store friend

A friend that pops in and out of your life when they need something but never stays around long to develop a real friendship.
You: You still talk with Bridget? Me: Whenever she feels like calling me up outta no where. She' a convenience store friend, but I'm usually not up for playing 7-11.
by punk8punk November 12, 2014
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Opportunistic conveniencer

Someone who actively seeks the most convenient route in life at every opportunity.
Person 1 "Hey man, wanna go hit the gym?"

Person 2 "Is it within walking distance?"
Person 1 "Nah man we gotta get the bus..."
Person 2 "I'll pass thanks bro"
Person 1 "Damn it, you're such an opportunistic conveniencer"
by Thewreycouncil October 22, 2019
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Cinegraphical Convenience

A part of a movie that is so overly unbelievable ,that it can only be brought upon by utter laziness of the writers/directors.
"Oh no, the main character just died 20 minutes in !?"

"Yea, good thing he had a twin brother that will now take over his role and nothing will change."

"....how cinegraphically convenient...."

"(sigh)"

-cinegraphical convenience
by Bravo.0 May 11, 2011
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