cornistry

when people hang out in a corn field and feel the corn while masterbating
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the boy went to pick corn for his grandfather and ended up doing cornistry.

by Paige nd mel October 12, 2005

cornicate

To engage in anal sex before marriage

She wore a white dress on her wedding day, but that didn't mean she hadn't cornicated.

by johndogrev January 14, 2009

Corning

The act of throwing corn kernels or corn cobs at an individuals house to cause commotion.

When we went corning, I nailed my teacher's house with three bags of corn cobs before she realized what was happening.

by Toxic February 18, 2004

Cornish Rex

A breed of cat that always acts like a kitten regardless of age.

My Cornish Rex is 4 and he still acts like he's a kitten.

by Anonymous July 29, 2003

Cornish Sunshine

When it actually pours with rain during the summer, the main tourist season in Cornwall.

Oh it is raining again
Well, it is Cornish Sunshine

by rainincornwall August 10, 2010

Cornish Rex

A feline-like costume worn by small aliens as a disguise while they study Earthlings.

“Dude! Why does your cat look so weird?!”

“She isn’t a cat! Gweny just wears her Cornish Rex costume because it makes her look like she ALMOST belongs on this planet.”

by JanaTheDyke May 9, 2019

cornish torpedo

A mysterious, stealthy turd which drops like a bomb, then disappears without trace. No bowl evidence. No paperwork.

I dropped a Cornish torpedo! Or did I....?

by Vinnie4brexit March 6, 2020