cork

Thigh Haematoma.
Cork thighs are common injuries in Australian Rules Football but usually are not serious. Occasionally, bleeding in the thigh can be severe.
Cork injuries can be deliberately inflicted by a swift blow to the thigh by a knee or punch.

For example, the Sydney Swans coach Paul Roos suffered a cork thigh during his career that required surgery to stop bleeding from deep arteries in his thigh. He was forced to wear a thigh pad to protect this region for the last few years of his career.

by xxblakbird December 27, 2007

Cork

verb: A slang term for expelling male ejaculate. To explosively shoot one's nut inside of or on to someone else.

"I had my girl friend bent over the table and right as she came, I pulled her hair back and popped my cork in her ass. It was beautiful."

by verticaver April 22, 2009

cork

What Sammy Sosa uses to increase his homerun production and attain stained records.

Sammy Sosa and his personal trainer agreed that a combination of cork and steroids is whats best to inflate his stats.

by TheAznSensation May 5, 2004

corks

To claim NOT to do something.

Antonym: Dibs

(bird takes a crap on car winshield)
Corks!
(calling not to wash it)

by AaronCameron October 25, 2008

CORK

Read somewhere in small platoons in Vietnam they had a drug called CORK , it was a suppository to prevent defecation when out on a mission.

LT. Tell the new FNG's to use CORK.

by Crpetersena January 11, 2009

Corked

When a woman's air passage is blocked by a man's penis, and therefore cannot breathe.

Jane: "Oh my God! How did she die??"
Coroner: "It seemed she was corked and suffocated to death ma'am."
Jane: "Oh... Ew."

by SammyBoi720 February 13, 2020

cork

A specific type of lockable dildo which a he-female dominatrix places in the anus of her slutboy to accentuate his feminization. Usually the obedient fully dressed ladyboy wears the cork when his Mistress and him are walking and acting in public. He must smile, interact, and obey as if his slit-ass was not completely jammed by his mistress' power. The proper use of a cork makes for a major enhancement of the understanding by boys and men of the social, psychological, and physical constraints of old-fashioned womanhood.

The slutboy (on a high pitch tone): When I sit, I strongly feel the cork.

The mistress: Sit pretty then, cross your legs tight, and serve me some tea.

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004