conflustered

To be confused to the point where your sentences are made of actual words but lack any consistent point whatsoever.

then i got so conflustered that i messed up my entire speech and the whole class laughed at me.

by CCdances August 26, 2004

conflubbered

flustered, confused, and frustrated...ALL AT ONCE!

I was conflubbered by his repeated attempts of flirtation with me when he wanted to key my car for a "good joke".

by Firefly23 January 17, 2008

Conflubbergasted

An extreme Boggling of the mind when one is unsure of an answer or outcome

1. I am so conflubbergasted after that test!

2. Yes Micaela conflubbergasted is a word...

by mindboggling December 9, 2008

Coralus Cockius

The scientific name for a bad case of penile genital warts; so bad, that if looks as if the penis has grown a coral reef.

Aaron: Yo bro, I heard that Miles got a bad case of Coralus Cockius.
Dan: Yeah dawg, its probably because he fucked that fat hoe who broiled her own warts
Aaron: Too bad he aint no BC Baller

by A-dawgdizzle December 17, 2009

Conflusterated

A conjunction of confused and frustrated.

I don't understand this at all! I'm so conflusterated!

by Geochem Astronerd May 30, 2015

Conflusterful

Basically a synonym for clusterfuck

Generally used to describe situations that have gone wrong.

Well, that was a conflusterful of arguments

by Celerysoup March 26, 2019

conflurping

A number of tiny, scattered references that indirectly add up to create a trending idea or belief of something.

Though the marketers never made the claim directly, through the persistent conflurping about the product, both online and elsewhere, the public began to associate its use with a variety of health benefits.

by Act_Normally April 11, 2019