Murda Capitol

Because of the high crime rate in the Washington, D.C. area (Crime rate peaked during the 1990's), D.C. was given the nickname "Murda Capitol".

Sam: Man i bet D.C. is safe as hell
Bryant: Shit........
Sam: What?
Bryant: Don't you know?
Sam: Know what?
Bryant: Man thats Murda Capitol, fuck around and get your ass shot thinking like that!

by Michael GhostRider December 28, 2007

cogitophilic

Adj. Someone who likes to think.

From Latin "cogito": I think, and Greek "phileo": I love

Teachers like students who are cogitophilic.

by swooper74 August 12, 2006

Capitol Hilldos

A portmanteau of Capitol Hill and Dildos, which stands as a derogatory name for the United States Senate and House of Representatives, because much like a sex toy, they rarely accomplish anything without being handled aggressively and serve only the purpose of fucking you.

Reporter on TV: and in other news, Congress has once again demonstrated what Capitol Hilldos they are by jamming $500 Billion of Corporate Bailout spending into the Coronavirus stimulus package, screwing our financial future but making sure their campaign donors won't have to sell off their yachts and summer homes...

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin March 29, 2020

Capitolicism

Pretty much just America's version of Christianity.

Did Lazarus meet his deductible before undergoing the procedure that revived him performed by Jesus Christ? That's why we need Capitolicism. We can't have Jesus just giving away free healthcare!

by KaktuzTooTousandTree September 11, 2022

Copion

Someone who cannot process original ideas.

Que copion lo del come pinga este.
Ay un nene que copia todo.
Que tipo tan copion me cago en su madre.

by Daylene LiNa January 28, 2008

copiator

A girl that has a nice, tight ass that everybody wants to take a look at now and then. The reason to why these girls are called copiators is because when she walks over to the printer, suddenly every guy in the office needs to print a document that problably doesn't even exist. There can only be one copiator/office so she's often known as;

The Copiator.

John: dude, check out the copiator!

Jeff: nice! Would hit that.

by Justuskrecker November 23, 2013

Capitol Heights

Capitol Heights is a sprawling area where drug dealing and gun violence takes place nightly in Prince Georges County, Maryland. Criminals frequently commit armed carjackings and robberies in Capitol Heights, Maryland. Capitol Heights Crew is the primary gang in Capitol Heights. Gun battles frequently take place in Capitol Heights between the police and thugs. In September 2013, the Capitol Heights Metro Stop was determined to be the most violent metro station in Prince Georges County, Maryland. Large fights involving urban youth are common in Capitol Heights when school lets out and in the evening time. Capitol Heights is so violent that kids are shot walking to school. Nobody is safe in Capitol Heights. On the corner of Larchmont Ave and Emo Ave, someone wrote "Kill Whitey" on the side of the building. Capitol Heights is so corrupt, that the Hillside Firehouse located on Larchmont Ave was closed.

The homies in Capitol Heights got the choppa ready for tonight. They gonna do battle with the boyz from DC.

by DMV Crypt Keeper October 12, 2013