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pussy cooties

germs left behind from the sexual pleasuring of the vagina
dammit! shit! there are pussy cooties all over my floor!
by ricky December 28, 2004
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cootie

a pseudo-germ or false disease that children use to avoid or tease one another. Theorized to have come from a child's misinterpretation of a slang word "cootie" meaning vagina.
Boy: Dad, what's a cootie?
Dad: ...uh...well, it's something that all girls have.
Boy: Ewww, girls have cooties!
by Otaku2100 June 9, 2005
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Cooties

The metaphysical manifestation of the fear of social backlash resulting from association with the opposite sex during childhood.

In short, the other sex has them, you can get them, and you do not want them.
(Josh is seen with Katie.)
Boys: Eww, Josh has cooties!
by Laevateinn January 1, 2010
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cootie kat

a vagina, snatch, pussy or twat
i am gonna wash my cootie kat so i can get some dick tonight
by VA CHICK 4 LIFE April 22, 2006
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cootie patootie

anyone that is hot and/or has a hot body.
billy k., you are a cootie patootie with a booty ooty!
by jeniffersays October 31, 2008
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Coolitude

Coined by Franco-Mauritian poet and semiologist Khal Torabully in the 90's, coolitude blends two meanings, widely circulated nowadays :
- the attitude of being relaxed, cool, non-violent, springing from the ahimsa of Gandhi, to promote understanding between human groups, cultures, arts...
- a poetics or vision of the world, to celebrate the coolie or indentured in History, whose memory was in limbo, as he/she was the one who was neglected in History and Literature. In coolitude, the word coolie was reappraised, in a view of giving a voice to the downcast, and develop a dialogue between descendants of slaves and coolies, and to promote cultural interaction and understanding, in a wider sense, in a globalized world.
"The concept of 'coolitude' encompasses the experiences of first generation workers together with those of their descendants spread across the Caribbean, Pacific and Indian Ocean islands today". Dr Crispin Bates, review, 2002
"Over the last couple of weeks I have had several inquiries from descendants of Indian migrants asking for suggestions for further reading. Coolitude is a very good place to start..." Amitav Ghosh, October 2011
Barack Obama proves his coolitude by delivering a speech while slamming...
Brad Pitt is the prince of coolitude...
by GIBRAN July 9, 2012
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cootie fart

When one breaks wind from the vagina after getting brutally pounded
I pounded that pussy so deep and so hard that she cootie farted afterwards
by Presidentdickwad March 28, 2019
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