cooties

A mythical disease carried by young women prior to the September 11, 2001 attacks, replaced since then by skankthrax.

"Bug off, Susie! I don't want your cooties!"

by Gahmuret July 22, 2006

cooties

A deadly germ caused by under-aged kids. Commonly known as(Coo-ties). A North American Germ, tranferred from one kid to another.By kids calling them-self liking each other. This germ can became very deadly, if not treated by the parent/s.

My little girl was six years old, when she came home one-day and had gotten the (COO-TIES)from a little boy, she like at school. My little girl said she only played with the little boy at recess and in the classroom. She always would say he was cute and now she has the Cooties!

by Mrs 2 Click April 5, 2008

Cooty

is a friendly germ or idea that spreads itself rapidly across virtual, as well as, physical planes.

This dude spread his cootys' on the party and within minutes they all had their clothes off.

by They call me mr tibbs! March 28, 2011

cooties

According to adults (generally parents of young children): small, hairy monkey that lives in the back of one's throat; also known as "throat troll". Commonly transmitted by young children expressing affection (i.e. kissing a.k.a. swappin' spit, tonsil hockey, etc.) to the opposite sex (or "crush").

Girl: "Ew, Susie got cooties from Timmy!"
Friend's response: "Again?!"

by b_bold November 17, 2009

Cooties

A disease that MEN/ BOYS have.

girl: " don't play with that boy, he has COOTIES ! "

by Shmoozums January 15, 2006

Cooties

All boys have cooties! The gross contagous germs of a person you get when you become more than friends!!

My beautiful men--kyle, connor, tim, matt, ty, tim, robert and all my homies have cooties!!

by Little miss outgoing! December 9, 2007

cooties

Highly Contagious, Viral batecteria that breed inside young males and are released into the air via sweat glands when in the proximity of other young girls.

OMG! he has the cooties! EW

by ladeela April 2, 2009