cooter

pussy, vagina, a sex organ, hopefully unhairy

my mom asked me why i shaved my cooter.

by john March 10, 2005

cootering

Verb: the action of inserting an item(s)(lipstick, toy, food, drugs, contraband, etc) into a vagina for the purpose of hiding said item from interested parties (police, priest, boyfriend etc)

The young lady was cootering heroin when captured by the authorities.

by HK Han D'job July 07, 2015

cooter

1.female sex organ used in stupid ways.
2.better than saying "pussy".

"I SEE YOUR COOTER!!!"

or

"Yo..i get so much cooter now that im goin out with the slut."

by little_brat_4evr May 03, 2005

Cooter

A small town in southeastern Missouri.

I grew up in Cooter.

by Michael Barger October 11, 2006

Cooter

A turtle, also known as River Cooter Turtle also known as Dan River Cooter, Basking Turtle, and Florida Cooter. The adult River Cooter may reach a foot in length. Relatively young individuals have distinctive markings on the underside that may disappear as the turtle ages. Some older specimens are dark brown to black when seen from a distance. Dried mud on the upper carapace may appear as a gray color, and green algae on some specimens produce a dark greenish cast when moist. The notched bottom edge of the carapace is characteristic of the cooters.

Bride: "Dang that cooter was chewy!"
Man: "MM da' gonn'it!"

by CooterQueen000 September 27, 2010

Cooter

A certain type of free roaming possum in North Carolina that likes to hide in people's backyards.

There are a lot of cooters in the backyard!

by hpfankelly88 December 09, 2006

Cooter

A vagina, duh.

"Your cooter smells"

by Lily Legs January 27, 2004