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coonass

there is much debate to the origins of the word, but one fact is known. the term in no way shape or form came from anything having to do with raccoons! get it through you heads people! it morphed from a phrase in cajun french. those who are poser cajuns, of acadian decent but grew up in the city and think their shit don't stink, think of it as an ethnic slur no matter the context in which it is spoken. other cajuns that still have a sense of humor, see the name as a badge of honor except when uttered by a fucking red neck. then it becomes a racial slur.

def. - a person typically of Acadian decent that grew up in the rural areas of what is now known as Acadiana that doesn't make apologies for his simplistic lifestyle nor does the coonass put on heirs simply to satisfy the sensibilities of others. also, coonasses believe rednecks look and sound stupid.
as a badge of honor:

You could tell that Fontenot boy was a real coonass by the way he grabbed that logger head and flipped him in the boat!

as a slur:

Stuuuupid coooonaasss, he prolly taint never hear thaat theys other food than riiiiice and graaaavy.
by they call me the coon April 1, 2010
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Chonus

A combination of the words "choice" and "bonus." Circa 1983, Beta Theta Pi fraternity, UCLA. For example, "choice + bonus = chonus" as scrawled on a bathroom wall in the fraternity house.
Dude, that roadtrip to the Fiesta Bowl was totally chonus!
by ZippyZoppy January 13, 2010
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Coonskin cap

A female pubic hair style that consists of a large frontal bush with a connecting thin bush that trails over her taint and up her gluteal cleft; thus, resembling the hat fashioned from the skin and fur of a raccoon. The "coonskin cap" was a popular style among women in the mid to late nineteenth century and 1970s, and is commonly seen in retro pornography.
Your mom's coonskin cap makes her vagina look like Davy Crockett.
by hot whiskey July 11, 2010
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cofnused

Like how "opps" is for "oops" this is how you spell "confused"
I'm totally cofnused about what that blogger meant.
by Beach Buteo June 16, 2009
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Coonswab

a white male who consideres himself black
correy Russel is a coonswab
by Balls Mclongcock the 3rd November 16, 2009
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coofus

coofus: pron. "koo-fuss"

A glorious mixture of the two describing words "cool" and "doofus".

Generally a term of gentle insult between friends. Often directed at people also termed "Mr. F". (See Mr. F)

Recommended only for use inside social circles where the definition is widely known to all. Otherwise, misconceptions about the word's definition WILL lead to misunderstanding, and eventually, unwanted offense being taken.
"Dude, you're such a coofus!"

"Hey coofus, how's you're day going?"

Person A - "Heeeeeeyyy I got all the new Harry Potter books and I'm gonna read them!"

Person B - ".....what a coofus."
by skiffy99 March 4, 2011
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Coonass

Coonass is a derogatory term for a person born/raised or still living in the bayou regions of Louisanna, usually Cajun folks, which were canadian settlers that settled in Louisianna especially in its southern regions.
A: "Did you hear that accent, I bet he's from Louisianna"
B: "Yeah, he's a Coonass"
by Some_Random_Asshat May 17, 2018
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