Milo Constable

A highly awkward little gay OR a highly awkward moment.

I bumped into Gordon Brown at the job centre last week... it was such a Milo Constable

by Vrgina-not-tha-wolf December 7, 2010

jackson constable

A fucking sick kunt who is a slayer for the poon

Oh damn he is a jackson constable

by Clangerislife October 3, 2017

coochtable

another name for penis; one that has been pussy-whipped

My coochtable was beatin it UP!; She was on you like a coochtable

by Matt Pollard July 29, 2005

Coconutable

Coconutable dictates someone who is able to be hit with a coconut, typically really well.

Man that guys really coconutable

by Wrenthree May 29, 2024

comestables

Hay, oats, and other edibles dat our velvety-muzzled four-legged pals eat while hanging out in their barn.

In da hilarious Sesame Street storybook "Down on the Farm with Grover", everyone's favorite furry blue Muppet found dat traditional comestables were more tasty (well, to horses, at least) than da spaghetti and cream puffs dat he himself loved.

by QuacksO February 23, 2026