Mayson Cooney is a girl that lives in the trees with stoner goblins in the forests of New Zealand. Mayson Cooney is proof that god exists. Mayson Cooney is beyond cool. She sits in the trees and smokes out the goblins. She got a Masters degree from Auckland University as a Marijuana Farmer. She asked for cheez its but The Goblins gave her a magical potion and instead starts to hallucinate. She can sometimes be found next to the Giant Rock dropping acid with the fairies. Her morning begins by taking a bong rip from Chads rasta bong and then when she gets the munchies she calls jesus on the phone to get a pizza delivered. Jesus shows up with a holy pizza and smokes her out with some purple kush from yucca valley.
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