Concrete kiss

Concrete kiss occurs when either someone runs face first into a wall, or someone is thrown face first into a wall.

ahhhh, chirst, that concrete kiss hurt

hey billy, give em a concrete kiss

by squirty berty bottom burper May 12, 2010

concrete stiffy

A very hard erection of lasting duration.

She teased me to extremes, my prime boner was a concrete stiffy!

by little miss perky February 10, 2009

Congress

A group of people so corrupted by money that they have no idea how the normal American thinks, but apparently knows enough to tell us what we can and cannot do.

Man From Congress: Who in here would honestly sell their private jet and fly commercial?

by AnonymousVoxPopuli March 27, 2012

Contretto

The slang used to define country and ghetto in one word.

Girl you so contretto

by The White madea December 19, 2011

Concrete Donkey

The end-all, be-all of weapons in the Worms games (especially Worms Armageddon and Worms World Party). It's a huge statue of a donkey that falls from the sky and crushes anything and everything beneath it, ripping a big hole through the landscape and causing widespread death and chaos. Especially lethal if Double Damage is in use on that turn.

Shawn would have won if I had not used the Concrete Donkey on her team....

by RatchetBoo October 13, 2003

Concrete Jungle

Large urban cities. Like a jungle, there is so much going on in large cities and so much depth to tis high rises and train systems underground. Also like jungles cities are loud and alive at night and something is always going on 24/7.

"It was easy to get lost in the concrete jungle of New York city."

by cornersss January 14, 2015

Viennese Congress Showdown

When many seemingly powerful and determined men or women get together to try and preserve conservative values in the face of possible liberal uncertainty

Nikki: Hey Chris, have you heard about the Viennese Congress Showdown that is happening with our school admin?
Chris: Yeah, it doesn't surprise me that they want to make us all wear uniforms.

The Congress of Vienna, Nov. 1814-Jun. 1815.
Inspired high school dramas

by Klaus von Fritzl October 20, 2009