This is my parody of the infamous "Procession Controversy," which split The Church, to two parts, the Catholic, and The Orthodox. This is before a third split, appeared in the 16th Century, when The Protestant Church appeared. Note Orthodox, and Protestants, hate The Catholic Church, which is horrible. Why can't all Christians get along? The Apocryphal Gnostic Acts of John, says Jesus's disciples, danced around Jesus, but doesn't say what direction, whether it was clockwise, or counter-clockwise.
The Precession Controversy, could have split the early Gnostic Church, into two parts, The Clockwise Church, and the Counterclockwise Church. The Clockwise Church, says Jesus's disciples, danced around him, clockwise. The Counter-clockwise Church, says they danced around him, counter-clockwise. They even can be a Simultaneous Church, which says half, danced around Jesus clockwise, while the other, danced around him counter-clockwise.
by I'mcrazy September 25, 2022
Get the The Precession Controversymug. Adjective. A statement, general idea, object or action that easily offended millennial's will complain about for no reason other then their desire for attention and the fact that they have nothing better to do.
Easily offended millennial 1: Oh my god, that controversial forever 21 shirt was so offensive.
Easily offended millennial 2: I know right, it said: "Don't say maybe if you want to say no". It was so promoting rape culture and it was absolutely not just a normal t-shirt that could have meant literally anything else.
Easily offended millennial 1: You're so right.
Easily offended millennial 2: I know right, it said: "Don't say maybe if you want to say no". It was so promoting rape culture and it was absolutely not just a normal t-shirt that could have meant literally anything else.
Easily offended millennial 1: You're so right.
by Harlium October 30, 2019
Get the controversialmug. a moment from shinyodd's birthday stream on July 21 2024 where someone from chat asked about a "r slur controversy" as one of the options in a Google doc that was the pinned comment of his Forza motorsport 2024 video happened to say "fat retard" and latter shinny to the replies only find one person was complaining and then went on to explain that if gay people can say the gay f word then Neurodivergents could say the r slur
by whyallreddy January 28, 2025
Get the r slur controversymug. "we elected this idiot for president" says a nation after it's sixth month of mourning a gorilla.
horrifically controversial is the basic definition of the year 2016
horrifically controversial is the basic definition of the year 2016
by Archer S. November 17, 2016
Get the Horrifically controversialmug. Holly was fishing for controversial clout when she said her mom was better at cooking than her dad whose Gordon Ramsey
by Brown ghxosntbisne May 10, 2022
Get the Controversial Cloutmug. 
I personally think that this person names quiytp is a KID. THEY WERE RUDE TO FILIPINOS. NGL I THINK THEY HAVE TO QUIT. 1.)someone said you are an ignorant pig. 2.)You are an ignorant pig. 3.)I don't care wth you say.
by $EM!N@H4LL1W3LL November 21, 2022
Get the Quiwtp Controversymug.