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Genital Contractor

-Noun
1. A person who contracts to perform sex acts at a certain price or rate.

2. A politically correct term for a prostitute, whore, hooker, or ho.
Man to Friend
"My wife has not put out for 3 months now so while on my way home from a camping trip after not showering for 5 full days I stopped and picked up a skanky old whore. I thought she was going to pass out from the stench when I unzipped my fly but no, she gobbled my knob like a pro and I busted a ferocious nut right down her throat".

Friend to Man
"Wow that was a great story. Thanks for sharing that. By the way I believe they preferred to be called genital contractor rather than whore".
by Haywould Jablowme February 2, 2009
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IT Contractor

An IT Contractor is a person that gets paid huge amounts of money for doing nothing at all. The IT Contractor first came into its own in 1999 when the world was conned into thinking all computers would crash at midnight , news years day 2000. This was the biggest scam of all time and has for ever since been a legend in IT Contracting circles.

Contractors can be seen most, if not all evenings, occupying large tables in Bars / Pubs and talking about how good Linux is and how end users are thick cunts.

See also Lazy Cunt , Idle , Scammer , Useless Tossers , Booze, Alcoholic
Help my company has too much money, we need to employ an IT Contractor.
by Terry T November 29, 2006
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boner constrictor

a sexual act in which the man's penis is long enough to flap over either shoulder and be inserted into his own anus.
Anthony's friends were shocked and awed, not by the fact that he could do a boner constrictor, but by the fact that his new girlfriend could also perform it as well.
by Sir Robert and Sir Kevin October 18, 2007
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TTS Connectors

The patch of sensitive skin that connects the Thigh, Taint and Scrotum.
Everyone should be careful when trimming their TTS Connectors.
by Lou Dawg August 3, 2007
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Butt Connector

A dildo long enough for two sexual partners to each insert half into their anus and have anal intercourse.
A Butt Connector could be a 20 inch dildo.
by The Great Bandolier October 17, 2009
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bowel constrictor

ex: this wheel of gouda is supposed to be consumed over time. i ate the whole thing during the remake of steel magnolias, and feel like there's a bowel constrictor attacking my core.
by mariana's trench February 20, 2014
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Bridge Constructor Portal

An engineering simulation and puzzle video game developed by ClockStone and published by Headup Games.
It can be easy at first, but it becomes more stressful and difficult as it goes.
Eric: Hey, have you played Bridge Constructor Portal yet?
James: Yeah! And it's pretty fun, but also its bloody hard.
by ThatUrbanNinja6969 February 8, 2018
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