Condementimacy

A close attachment to rarely used condements found in the fridge that the owner has a hard time throwing out. Often related to black lid syndrome.

"Will I ever eat this mango chutney? yes. I might...Do I need 2 openned jars of grainny dijon? Maybe. Is that fur on the red pepper jelly? Will my condementimacy get in the way of a meaningful lunch?"

by mo-yo December 29, 2006

Condescendilicious

Deliciously condescending.

1: Am I being condescending? ... That means to talk down to.
2: *evil stare*
1: Mmmm, condescendilicious.

by Craig Howarth August 26, 2007

condescending asshole

A person who uses their own incompetence and ignorance as a basis for insulting someone.

"You work out to compensate for not being enough."
"Actually, she's deaf, severely dyslexic and unemployed, and I don't want her to have to live off welfare... condescending asshole."

by werdhoofen November 18, 2013

Condensed

Super cute

That girl condensed tho

by Yeet__skeet April 23, 2020

condescending

Law School professor who talks to students like they are first graders.

The condescending Pat Bob said: "Mr. Whitten, will you tell me when I can continue talking."

by J February 1, 2005

Condescending

It’s when... wait, why am I talking to you? You’re an inferior species!

Depressed as hell and condescending

by frabrizio August 26, 2019

condamnit

a term used in place of "god damn it" typically refering to a condiment.

"i just spilled the ketchup all over me! condamnit!"

by qfizzle May 3, 2009