consimate

To seal the deal, in an intimate relationship.

After much sexual tension, they finally got married and consimated their relationship.

by Dexter17 December 9, 2008

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emotionally constipated

Without emotion. When one cannot express emotion for the life of them. Its like being constipated minus the shit. You just fail to show emotion towards anything. You just can't be emotional. Unlike actual constipation this does not go away after time.

Most men are emotionally constipated. Get used to it :)

by deb101deb June 24, 2009

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constipated

you cannot take a dump because your butthole is messed up at the moment, but you cannot poop for a looong time

ohhh man, I have shat for 2 weeks!

Damn! you must be constipated!

by yoimfromtokyobizatch March 1, 2004

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constapated

The Act of not being able to deficate or "crap"

Brittany is severely constapated.

by ItsMeliSSa! November 12, 2007

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Constimate

To legitimize a marriage by have anal sex for the first time.

"Hey did you and Mary constimate the marriage yet?" "Yeah man she couldn't poop for hours after."

by SemiNation October 18, 2014

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constipated overrated old lady

Something that primary school kids say to insult each other, or give a really bad backhanded compliment. Together, the first letters of each word equal “COOL”.

Person 1: hey, you’re cool

Person 2: thanks!

Person 1: you’re a Constipated Overrated Old Lady!

Person 2: *leaves*

by Cwass0nt June 6, 2021

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