cogitating

To take carefull thought of, to ponder think

I'm so totally not cogitating

by Jon January 18, 2004

Constantine

1. (n) A huge jacked scary sweeet man. His biceps are like the size of my legs.

2. (n) a new type of steroid

3. (v) to make huge

4. (n) type of muscle found in the inner ass.

That dude got on roids and was constantined in no time

by Lutho March 31, 2009

the constantine

A sex position in white you lay in the shape of a cross and your partner shuts on your chest yelling religious verses for John 3:11

Person 1: hey I asked my girl to do the Constantine with me but she said no
Person 2:yeah I did it last night. It was fun but it totally ruined the sheets

by The author of dirty September 7, 2016

constantine maroulis

The hottest guy in the world, very talented singer on American Idol.

Constantine is a sexy beast!

by whatever April 20, 2005

constantine maroulis

the soon to be winner of american idol!

I voted for Constantine Maroulis for 2 hours after the show..

by HOLLii March 24, 2005

constantinople

A city which is currently under the custody of Turkey (since it has been besieged by the Ottomans in the 1400's) but in fact belongs to Greece (Hellenic Republic).

Constaninople is erroneously called "Istanbul" by the Turks (at least, that's how they call it). It is the capital of the Eastern Orthodox Religion, since centuries ago.

Constantinople will soon be captured by Russia, and this will happen because of the big disputes between Europe and Turkey (thus Turkey will no more have control of it) and then it will once again be given to its original owner (the Hellenic Republic, or Greece).

After Constantinople is freed from the dirty dogs (turks)

1/3 of Turks will be converted to Christianity
1/3 will die in the big slaughter which is coming soon
1/3 will flee to Asia

by Megas Alexandros (Great Alexander) May 18, 2006

upside-down constantine

A sexual position involving an albino, a jungle gym, and a large lack of self-esteem. Similar to a lawn mower, but requires more strength in the person being suspended.

WARNING: may cause lack of blood-flow to the brain and/or penis.

"Casper came over to my house, and we were so drunk, that I decided to let him give me an upside-down constantine. Man, I still can't think straight!"

by Eleni-Face January 4, 2008