He is so lonely…
All the other viltrumites are scared of him.
No one talks to him…
No one wants to be his friend, they think he is unstable…
They send him from planet to planet to commit atrocities in their name…
And as he gets better at it, they fear him more and more..
He is a victim of his own success…
Conquest. He doesn’t even get a real name, only a purpose.
All the other viltrumites are scared of him.
No one talks to him…
No one wants to be his friend, they think he is unstable…
They send him from planet to planet to commit atrocities in their name…
And as he gets better at it, they fear him more and more..
He is a victim of his own success…
Conquest. He doesn’t even get a real name, only a purpose.
by Obidi man 2 March 31, 2025

She turned out to be a conquest lesbian—charming and persistent until I finally gave in, only to disappear the moment she got what she wanted.
by MightyHalfpint May 25, 2025

rejecting the advances and or not advancing on a love interest when previously entertained by a close friend
by Goblox May 04, 2021

Anyone who, after a one-night stand, steals an item from the other person's apartment as a souvenir from their night together.
"And as I was leaving his apartment the next morning, I took one of the marble coasters from his coffee table."
"Girl, I didn't know you were a Conquest Klepto!"
"Girl, I didn't know you were a Conquest Klepto!"
by EvolvingLanguage March 27, 2022

“Im conquesting it”, is from the show Invincible. Conquest is so lonely. When you say you’re “Conquesting it”, it means you’re about to blow, buss, bust, goon, erupt, squanch, nut.
by Drizzy$$ April 07, 2025

in the space of time of which one of us was interested in the other, any person who you have liked or has liked you.
by Fraserr May 03, 2022
