Coronachondriac

Coronachondriac: one who believes that any symptom with an unknown cause must mean that he or she is suffering from the corona virus.

Swollen toes are not symptomatic of the Corona virus. Quit being a Coronachondriac.

by Patty Hump Jo June 20, 2020

CoronaHolic

What you turn into from drinking so much during “Stay at Home Orders” from the government. It’s devastating affects on the psyche demand more alcohol for the brain to cope.

I’ve had to stay home so long. I worry so much. I drink to cope with it all. I think I am a CoronaHolic..

by Sparkdog May 23, 2020

Coronaphobe

That kind of person that watches the news too much, and is afraid of Asians. They also believe viruses to be little creatures that are corrosive to toilet paper. In addition the little viruses are allergic to dust masks.

Person: "How are you doing today sir?
Coronaphobe: "Ah! Vyrisys! Grabb de wipdey wipes and glubby gloves."

by Smiggles ; ) March 25, 2020

coronaphobia

fear of the coronavirus.

I have coronaphobia...

by maksyak April 1, 2020

cocknacho

The word "Cocknacho" has two forms:

It can be used as an insultive noun to describe a person or thing that one finds displeading.

It can also be used as an adjective. (rarely)

Noun: "Man....Jared is such a cocknacho."

Adjective: "Jesus, Jared, that was a pretty cocknacho thing to do."

by jackboots November 10, 2004

Coronahoarder

Someone who attempts to conquer the uncertainty of the Coronavirus by hoarding common household goods, such as toilet paper.

Wow I’m really freaked out about this whole Coronavirus thing....

Yeah I was, but then I bought a roomful of toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and bleach, so I feel much better now!

That’s not cool, you freakin’ Coronahoarder!

by builtforspeed March 15, 2020

coronaholio

1. noun Someone goes crazy and obsessive about toilet paper.
2. verb When a person loses his mind due to imaginary shortage toilet paper.

Check out these hordes of coronaholios fighting over TP for the bungholes!

by YuZzaFo0L March 24, 2020