The 5th state in the nation. Connecticut is a diverse state, to the extreme. A extremely strange mixture of extremely rich to wanna-be gangsters, to gangsters, to middle class blue collar, to strait rednecks. Cities like New Haven, Hartford, and Bridgeport, where shootings, drug dealing, and prostitution is common, also contain normal people in the mix. There are also places like Greenwich, which contain the gated, extremely wealthy residents. There are also places where you will find plenty of rednecks. These people will spend there days working, fishing, off-road driving, and drinking by bonfires, lol. Connecticut is overall an average middle class hard working state, with a mixture of both extremes, from rich to dirt poor, from successful business men and women, to welfare relying bums and everything in between.
Connecticut is bordered by MA to the north, RI to the east, LI NY to the south, and NY to the west.
Connecticut is the Alonconquin indian word meaning "The longest river"
State bird- Robin
Flower- Mountain Laurel
Bug- Praying Mantis
Song- Yankee Doodle
Dance- Square Dance
Capitol- Hartford
Also, the majority of CT voters are listed as independent. CT is historically a Democratic state, however, is gaining more Conservative voters fairly quickly.
Connecticut is bordered by MA to the north, RI to the east, LI NY to the south, and NY to the west.
Connecticut is the Alonconquin indian word meaning "The longest river"
State bird- Robin
Flower- Mountain Laurel
Bug- Praying Mantis
Song- Yankee Doodle
Dance- Square Dance
Capitol- Hartford
Also, the majority of CT voters are listed as independent. CT is historically a Democratic state, however, is gaining more Conservative voters fairly quickly.
RICH
Q" "Do you want to go watch the truck pulls in Durham?"
A "No, I am extremely busy counting my money"
Drug Ridden
Q "How much does an oxycontin cost in Meriden?"
A "Doesnt matter, I shoot heroin now"
Red neck
Q "do you want to go mudding with the Jeeps?"
A "I am not drunk enough, gimme 4 minutes"
Blue Collar
Q "Have you gotten a raise this year?"
A "Of course, we live in Connecticut, I got a raise in taxes last month!"
Q" "Do you want to go watch the truck pulls in Durham?"
A "No, I am extremely busy counting my money"
Drug Ridden
Q "How much does an oxycontin cost in Meriden?"
A "Doesnt matter, I shoot heroin now"
Red neck
Q "do you want to go mudding with the Jeeps?"
A "I am not drunk enough, gimme 4 minutes"
Blue Collar
Q "Have you gotten a raise this year?"
A "Of course, we live in Connecticut, I got a raise in taxes last month!"
by white3562 May 18, 2011
Get the Connecticutmug. According to U.S. News and World Report 2003 - Connecticut is THE RICHEST STATE in the nation and always has been by per capita new worth, average income, and cost of living. It's amazing how uneducated someone is to say New Jersey (which most everyone would agree is the nation's asshole) would be richer. Have fun peasant, New Jersey is 6th. Get castrated before you reproduce and your uneducated middle-low class spawn infect any more of the planet.
Nice Prada shoes. Are you from Connecticut?
Why yes, where are you from?
New Jersey.
Well, that explains the smell.
Why yes, where are you from?
New Jersey.
Well, that explains the smell.
by Jeffrey Fortenberry November 6, 2003
Get the Connecticutmug. Home to the 4th most dangerous city in the country, New Haven! Even more dangerous than NY, Boston, Detroit, etc.
Connecticut
by ctlives August 25, 2011
Get the Connecticutmug. My home state...where New Yorkers go to turn off their brains, where NYC business men keep their mistresses, and the nutmeg state. We also have the highest IQ, highest cost of living, one of the highest teen heroin usage levels, and, of course, nutmeg.
by Alexandra December 1, 2004
Get the Connecticutmug. Connecticut is widely recognized for its wealth. Home to Fairfield County, one of the richest counties in the US, including Westport, Greenwich, Ridgefield, Darien, New Canaan and others. When leaving this sheltered little state and asked where your from people tend to automatically assume your rich. You can usually find a wide range of SUVs, luxury vehicles, big houses and ridiculously expensive boutiques when visiting Connecticut.
"Your from Connecticut aren't you?"
"How can you tell?"
"Oh, I don't know. Maybe because you drive a BMW, and wear nothing but polo shirts"
...
"How do you spell the state you live in again?"
"C-o-n-n-e-c-t-i-c-u-t"
"Damn, it's just easier to call it the rich state"
"How can you tell?"
"Oh, I don't know. Maybe because you drive a BMW, and wear nothing but polo shirts"
...
"How do you spell the state you live in again?"
"C-o-n-n-e-c-t-i-c-u-t"
"Damn, it's just easier to call it the rich state"
by ctgirl November 11, 2004
Get the Connecticutmug. - Richest state
- Highest average IQ at 115
- State which gives the least to charity
Also, the dumbass that said New Haven had nothing but giant houses is a dumbass. Try leaving the Yale area before opening your mouth.
- Highest average IQ at 115
- State which gives the least to charity
Also, the dumbass that said New Haven had nothing but giant houses is a dumbass. Try leaving the Yale area before opening your mouth.
by One toasted ass cracker! November 14, 2004
Get the Connecticutmug. A bad career move. Home to the meanest people in the world. Common place for yellers and rude assholes. A place where people are extremely nice to you, just before they rip you off and ruin you financially. A wonderful place, but only for them. Look carefully and most of them have horns. George W. Bush’s birth place.
1. Dude why are you yelling and cursing at me, all I did was say hello to you. Are you from Connecticut or something?
2. You: I am truly sorry that you suffer from Tourette syndrome? Red Neck: No I don’t, I am just a white trash from Connecticut and you are a person of a color and I think you smell.
3 Lorin: Dr. I need medicine for crabs. Doctor: Did you have sex with a prostitute? Lorin: No, my wife is from Connecticut, and I am a fag.
4. I made 50K in 2008, and I have been working for 34 years. I think am so rich because I am from Connecticut.
5. I pulled a Connecticut thirteen years ago. I was unemployed for two years, and my career hasn’t recovered yet.
6. Main Connecticut industries: Gambling. Prostitution. Drugs. Unemployment insurance. Corporate welfare. Government bailout. Bankruptcy. Food poisoning.
2. You: I am truly sorry that you suffer from Tourette syndrome? Red Neck: No I don’t, I am just a white trash from Connecticut and you are a person of a color and I think you smell.
3 Lorin: Dr. I need medicine for crabs. Doctor: Did you have sex with a prostitute? Lorin: No, my wife is from Connecticut, and I am a fag.
4. I made 50K in 2008, and I have been working for 34 years. I think am so rich because I am from Connecticut.
5. I pulled a Connecticut thirteen years ago. I was unemployed for two years, and my career hasn’t recovered yet.
6. Main Connecticut industries: Gambling. Prostitution. Drugs. Unemployment insurance. Corporate welfare. Government bailout. Bankruptcy. Food poisoning.
by Arrowwood_13 February 27, 2009
Get the Connecticutmug.