conjungdiate

the act where two people become so much like each other, they take on all their isms, and all the useless shit they have in their character gets slowly into the other's character

before, Tarro was a normalish person. or maybe i was before. anyway, when we became friends we conjungdiated and now we're both total weirdoes because of the friendship

by wonderfool December 1, 2003

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Compusing

causing or tending to cause computer or digital related confusion: a confusing attempt at explanation of computer or digital terms or operations.

The differences between the various features, functions and operation between the two software application versions was compusing.

by Newsted April 25, 2010

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Conduring

To initiate sex with ghosts

holy shit that dude is conduring that spooky ghost!!

by Dictionary CO. August 8, 2018

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Conducing

1.Doing too much. 2. Conducting bullshit energy

Man you be doing too much, I swear you be conducing.

by Mz. Foxie December 7, 2019

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"Cloud Confusing" is a term used for incorrectly defining Cloud Computing. Sales reps and naive IT Consultants use the term Cloud Computing to refer to any client/server system where the server resides on the internet, and is maintained via a web-based interface.

Cloud Computing actually is much more involved than client/server technology. Distributed processing, data storage, bandwidth, and scalability are able to be added or removed with no harm to existing data, and there is no single point of bottleneck or failure.

IT Consultant: "We offer Cloud Computing as part of your hosting package! Now you can maintain your own CMS, Blog, Forums, and lots of other contemporary services on your site!"

Developer: "Those are simple client/server hosting applications on your server. What you're talking about is Cloud Confusing."

by Buzzword Assassin July 15, 2011

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