conjugation

Conjugation. n. A scientific way to describe sex.

Hey baby, wanna conjugate?

by Marii April 25, 2005

conjunctivitis

taking a sick day from work in conjunction with the weekend.

Billy called in sick Monday. I think he had "conjunctivitis".

by jpeterman57 December 5, 2007

conduction

When heat or electricity is moving from place to place

"Omg Linda you shocked me"

"It must of been conduction"

by Boosebunger January 17, 2017

Confunction nonsense

Guyanese dumbass word which means stupidness

This is total confunction nonsense

by Yuh modda January 25, 2020

Conjunctivitis

Justin biebers eye

When your eye swells like biebers you will have conjunctivitis

by Vickstar2017 May 23, 2017

conjunctioner

An rare and extremely elite sorcerer that has spent most of his/her life practicing the occult arts and has become bestowed and gifted beyond that of all other magicians and sorcerers. These few are so skilled and powerful that they can create/destroy entire galaxies and cause inner stellar cataclisms of epic proportions. Their magical powers are limitless as they are like Gods. They have walked The Thousand Moons and have drank from The Black River of The Mother Godess.

"The conjuctioner exploded a star to show skeptics his unbound might!"

by E April 5, 2005

conjunctionitis

A major case of red-eye caused by your staying up late obsessing over trivial parts-of-speech crap on da word-processor.

English teachers need to guard against developing conjunctionitis from fussing with ADjectives and ADverbs AD-nauseum!

by QuacksO November 25, 2023