congo line

term for more than 2 males engaging in a line of anal sex

Kyle: Where are Brett, Aaron and John?
Randy: At home doing the fucking congo line.

by CrazeeCanuck October 26, 2004

congo condom

eat a banana, put the peel over your dick, stick it out your pants fly, then when she goes to grab the "banana" you head but her and knock her out, then pull off the peel and stick your dick in her mouth

I got sally so good when i pulled a congo condom, but she didnt wake up for a while after it.

by nickdc323 September 8, 2005

congo-bongo eyed

Being in a state of extreme inebriation due to the excessive consumption of marijuana; very stoned.

I can't remember what I had on that pizza, man. I was totally congo-bongo eyed.

by kreebilicus July 8, 2009

Congo Schlongo

A large penis, not necessarily of a black man.

Your mum is craving for congo schlongo.

by bitchmasterb October 28, 2010

Congo Kayak

When you are innocently 69-ing a girl in the shower and right before you come, you violently slam her head into the ground, otherwise known as a tombstone, letting the load slide down her body.

Dude the other day I Congo Kayak'd this bitch from work. That'll show my boss I want a promotion.

by Gmal14 November 18, 2015

Congo Gangbang

When the fathers of the community catch a man trying to have sex with a kid, taking turns "reclaiming" the neighborhood.

They caught a pedo creeping the neighborhood and showed him what for with a Congo Gangbang.

by pornstitute September 1, 2022

congo musket

When one defacates into someone's mouth, and fucks it down their throat with their member.

"Dude, did you see the tits on that shit last night?"

"No, but I saw my shit on her tits! Hahahaha! Then my shit had a conga line down her throat when I gave her the congo musket!"

by Moses The Feely May 3, 2006