Butt Connector

A dildo long enough for two sexual partners to each insert half into their anus and have anal intercourse.

A Butt Connector could be a 20 inch dildo.

by The Great Bandolier October 17, 2009

Confuckered

Seriously twisted, fucked up situation/person/place/thing.

This is one confuckered website!

by WeirdAuntMartha November 1, 2003

ass-ball connector

A gooch, or the area in between a man's nutsack and asshole. Also, called the ABC

I was doing this guy in the ass and then, all of a sudden, he grabbed back and touched my ABC (ass-ball connector). That was when I knew he was gay.

by Matthew Lane July 9, 2006

philadelphia train connector

A sex act that can only occur on special occasions when you eat dinner with your girlfriend and her mom at your girlfriend's house. When her mom goes into the kitchen to check on the food, you and your girlfriend go up to her room and you bend her over the bed to fuck her in the ass. When the mom comes up to see what all the noise is coming from, you put on a strap-on backwards style and fuck the mom in the ass to create the illusion of a train connector between two railcars.

Bro- Last night, my girlfriend invited me over for dinner with her mom. I took advantage of this opportunity to pull the good ole Philadelphia train connector.

by DEEZNUTZ6969696969696969696 March 10, 2014

Dike Connector

An a RJ45 socket which allows you to plug in two male ends together back to back to make one whole wire.

This wire run is too short, get the dike connector so we can make this work with out re-running a whole new wire.

by Jason Anderson April 21, 2004

angry conductor

Inspired by the Angry Pirate, the Angry Conductor uses a modified approach where the male, being about to ejaculate, removes his member from his partner's mouth and ejaculates into his/her hair. The receiver of this spermy goodness then chases the donor around the room while using both hands to remove the semen from their hair, in a motion suggestive of an overly animated symphony conductor. Stick is optional.

"I gave Lisa an Angry Conductor last night. Big mistake; she'd just paid $150 to have her hair done. I'm in deep shit now."

by el_swino September 24, 2004

confusitorial

A tutorial that leaves one more confused than before they started.

Joe carefully read the instructions for the DIY project he was starting, but by the time he finished reading the online confusitorial, he decided to give up and go eat some bacon.

by cicadawhisperer October 31, 2011