conference 

Smoke weed, but in an enclosed & private area amongst known company & not total strangers. Generally done when participating in a group effort or task. To share a brief 4:20 with a trusted group of friends or associates in a secluded area.

Chris, Adam, Sam, & I are having a backstage conference at NearFest, would you care to join us?

conference by PirateShip May 30, 2011

Conference USA 

An NCAA collegiate conference formed in 1995, located in mostly the southeastern portion of the United States.

Initially a merger between two smaller conferences which did not sponsor football at the time, C-USA added its 12th member in 1996 to even out the membership.

Though members have left in the ensuing years, most notably to the expansion of the Big East prior to the 2005 season, Conference USA responded admirably by extending invitations to schools from the mid-major WAC and MAC conferences. As of 2010, C-USA has 12 universities in its fold, is recognized nationally in athletics as well as academics, and has more football bowl tie-ins than any other mid-major conference.

C-USA East:
University of Alabama at Birmingham (UAB) Blazers
University of Central Florida (UCF) Golden Knights
East Carolina University (ECU) Pirates
Marshall University Thundering Herd
Memphis Tigers
Southern Mississippi Golden Eagles

C-USA West:
University of Houston Cougars
Rice University Owls
Southern Methodist University (SMU) Mustangs
University of Texas at El Paso (UTEP) Miners
Tulane Green Wave
Tulsa Golden Hurricane

(1) Guido: Hey, my team's playing Tulsa this weekend. Why we gotta schedule such weak-ass Sun Belt competition?
Fredo: Dude, Tulsa plays in Conference USA. They're not exactly the Big 12, but they have six automatic bowl tie-ins and super-high attendance. Don't be hatin'.
Guido: My bad, dawg.

(2) Tara: Like, OMG, my boyfriend loves the SEC but I can't stand their crazed, screaming fans all year long. What should I do?
Kara: You should pick a Conference USA school. It's, like, totally the same geographic region, n' junk? Except it's way more fun, a lot less redneck, and you can still go to a bowl game or NCAA basketball tournament that kicks ass!
Tara: That is SO cool! I'll look into that! For serious!

Conference USA by President Warren G. Harding December 3, 2009

conferenscated 

(conference-scated) When you are pulled into a meeting at the last moment without your knowledge or consent. Those last minute conferences that pop up out of no where and you are politely forced to attend by your co-worker or boss nabbing you.

I was just about to go to lunch when I was conferenscated into this BS meeting.

conferenscated by Karmaquence May 17, 2009

Conference Guarding 

Talking to someone outside of the pool while lifeguarding.

The lifeguard was conference guarding with someone standing behind him instead of watching the pool.

Conference Guarding by HeroGuard July 30, 2009

Conference Induced Narcolepsy Syndrome (CINS) 

When one sits down in a conference room, and no matter how interesting the topic, one falls asleep immediately.

Co-Worker: "What class did you go to?"

You: "That one I was really excited about yesterday."

Co-Worker: "Was it as good as you thought it would be?"

You: "I don't know, I came down with Conference Induced Narcolepsy Syndrome (CINS) when I sat down."

Conference Induced Narcolepsy Syndrome (CINS) by JTIBF August 18, 2010

Conference chill 

Like a conference call, but chill.

Yo, you gonna hop in on this conference chill?

Conference chill by MC Easy Penis January 18, 2012

Conference Ho 

A senior member of one's organisation that spends the majority of his/her time attending conferences instead of doing useful work.

"Henley, my good man, pray tell, where is Raphael this fine morning?"
"I do believe he is travelling Europe, attending a 2 week Scala conference.."
"My God! That man is a Conference Ho, if I ever met one!"

Conference Ho by Didia October 6, 2012