Confectionate

To get down and dirty with someone in the corniest way ever. Only to be used by the profesionalest of people.

"Lets confectionate tonight sugar."

"I say I get all up in your inner cavity and confectionate all night long. MmmmmMhmmMmmmm!"

by The confectionaters November 2, 2007

Stupendous confectionary

A simply ravishing lady with a delectable arse

Oh my did you see that lady Tony bought back from Gambia

Why yes, stupendous confectionary if you ask me darling

by Cazmataz September 27, 2019

Confictionary

Someone with a bad background in life

Yeah, his life is now a confiction

Your life is now a confictionary

by Fanticrabbit April 7, 2021

conditionalize

putting condition on a situation or feeling

why you gotta conditionalize my love like that

by big papa_D March 11, 2010

conditional like

When "liking" an object on facebook, one "likes" the object and may or may not revoke his/her "like" due to the other people who "like" it afterwards.

I liked her status not knowing what other losers would like it after me. I could always revoke it: it was a conditional like after all.

by urbanauthority007 January 23, 2011

confectionary distributor of the anal variety

Term coined in the deep African wildlands by native tribesmen to describe the feeling of dopamine after the Eldrich Gods beat the Roman Emperor in a duel involving two pistols, 8 oz of Mexican black tar heroin and a cow. Such a turning of the psychological tables evokes notions of sweet sustenance given by a traveller who goes only by the name "John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th" and will not appear if not addressed as such. He serves as the distributor for these confectionary items but was secretly in league with the Romans. as such, the food items have been stored in an unsightly cavity without the tribesmen's knowledge.

Abu's father - "Look Abu, John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th: the confectionary distributor of the anal variety."

by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd September 20, 2022

Confectionately

A professional pastry chef or baker's closing salutation for a letter, email, or text

Confectionately Yours,
Chef Tosi

by Confectionate Chef September 9, 2023