confukulate

when you are sooo fucking confused its confukulating ...
when your brain is completly brain fried

u confukulate me

by bellaboo18 June 10, 2011

Confuckulated

Advance level of confusion.

My day is horrible and I am so confuckulated as to why.

by Atype February 20, 2017

confugulate

(n.) Absolutely destroying any logical pretenses because of your current condition.

D How did last night go?
G I don't think we're talking anymore.
D Didn't you tell her how you feel?
G Confugulated.

by milkbasket June 15, 2016

Confuckulater

Josh trying to put the square in the circle hole

Josh used his confuckulater technique on the dishwasher

by Daddylongd3 May 15, 2019

confuckulater

Josh trying to put the square in the circle hole

Josh used his confuckulater technique on his leg

by Daddylongd3 May 15, 2019

Confuckulate

When something needs fixed whether it is only minor damage or severe damage, it needs to be confuckulated or re-confuckulated.

Fuck boys looks like I need to re-confuckulate the goddamn furnace. It's cold as a witches tit in here.

by Yaggerdang June 13, 2019

Confabulated

When you are confused as hell

So you wanna lie about getting my dog Pregnant pregnant

What I’m “confabulated”

by Niggatonimemes November 30, 2019