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Confucked

Bro I don’t know what’s going on, I’m confucked.
by Iannsagod2 February 27, 2020
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concusted

Someone who is really fucked up from a concussion often used by football teams
Man did you see Haas piss himself, he sure was concusted.
by Orion Foeller July 29, 2008
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conduct card

by AgentGOD February 2, 2004
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angry conductor

Inspired by the Angry Pirate, the Angry Conductor uses a modified approach where the male, being about to ejaculate, removes his member from his partner's mouth and ejaculates into his/her hair. The receiver of this spermy goodness then chases the donor around the room while using both hands to remove the semen from their hair, in a motion suggestive of an overly animated symphony conductor. Stick is optional.
"I gave Lisa an Angry Conductor last night. Big mistake; she'd just paid $150 to have her hair done. I'm in deep shit now."
by el_swino September 24, 2004
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Connected

Being 'connected' refers to people who are in touch with their surroundings, a sense of true self, and have a deep, instinctual empathy for fellow human beings. They are often perceived as 'odd' or eccentric by others but are extremely intelligent and often misunderstood and underestimated.

'Connected' people will frequently feel deep sadness, crippling frustration, an un-expressable rage and/or proactive rebellion when presented with the un-justices of the world, prejudice, discrimination, fickle bullshit, and the cruelties and atrocities committed by their fellow human beings.

Some people believe that everyone is potentially 'connected', depending on whether they open their minds to their capacity to connect to themselves, fellow humans and the world around them; whilst others will maintain that tests have shown only 2% of the worlds population demonstrate the associated qualities and characteristics of someone who is 'connected' and is a result of genetic trends and programming.

Many 'connected' people have been burdened with the term 'gifted and talented', whilst this term identifies their inquisitive minds and ability to learn, it can act to segregate someone from their peers, and encourage them to develop a sense of social awkwardness, perceived aloofness and/ or extreme bouts of arrogance.
They're not odd, they're just connected.
by Spoontastic January 8, 2010
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Codicted

A person who is obsessed or devotes their life to playing COD (Call of Duty.)
Codict: I haven't hung out with my friends in 3 weeks because of Call of Duty.

Friend: Bro, you are officially Codicted.
by ierikk February 3, 2010
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penis conduction

Something that usually happens in shop class.
Penis Conduction is like initiation or a dare, when you make an electrical circut using batteries and wires and complete the circuit using your penis. THis usually ends in what people like to call a feeling that feels like getting head, although this is unaccurate.
Mike: "Ok Jerry, put your dick in it."
Jerry: AHAAAA!!!!!
by Spade713 June 11, 2005
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