Condaddy

Someone who is completely worthless in life. A condaddy is someone who fails at everything they do and can complete nothing in a single day. You skip classes and sit in a lazy boy all day saying you have done something productive that day when you really know you haven't done a damn thing. If you know a Condaddy then you realize the kid is completely worthless.

Hey man are you gonna go to class today?....No I'm gonna sit and watch tv....Damn kid you keep this up and your gonna end up being a condaddy!

Hey are you gonna quit drinking everyday and do something productive or are you gonna keep acting like a Condaddy!!

by thelegend9109 November 15, 2011

Concrastinator

the opposite of procrastinator.
A concrastinator is one who does his work way ahead of time

If a concrastinator works early and a procrastinator works late, who works in the middle

by Superior Archont April 26, 2005

congradufuckinglations

When u congradulate someone after u know your the one that should be congradulated not there stinking ass.

congradufuckinglations asshole u beat me at my own game.

by christian fernandez March 14, 2005

Congradafuckinlations

A Term used when one does something very idiotic or stupid. Can also be used when expressing great joy when telling someone congradulations for something good. Or when using sarcasm when one states something dumb. Congradulations and Fuck! combinded

Mom: i had my baby!
Sister: Wow congradafuckinlations!!!

by D. Noxx Saisi January 2, 2009

Congragafuckalations

Congratulations but sarsatic,
used by girls in PMS

Nerd boy:" Hey! I just beat gutair hero on expert!"
PMS girl: "Congragafuckalations."
Nerd boy: 0.o *walks away slowly

by Osullivan May 16, 2009

condamnit

a term used in place of "god damn it" typically refering to a condiment.

"i just spilled the ketchup all over me! condamnit!"

by qfizzle May 3, 2009

condaddy

someone makes grandeur plans of drunken shennanigans with all of your friends only to bail last minute; usually accompanied by many excuses of erroneous responsibilities

Dude, you swore you would actually come out with us this time! Don't be such a condaddy!

by loyial parnassus April 23, 2010