cockeye

It's the pink eye you get after giving a nasty guy a hand/blow job.

Girl 1: Oh my god, how'd you get pink eye?!
Girl 2: It's not pink eye, I gave Tony a hand job.
Girl 1: Eww his nasty dick gave you cockeye!

by Scarlet Jones March 21, 2005

Cockeyed

When you shoot a load in your significant others eye ( the same eye ) everytime you have sex and she has to go to the Dr. and explain to them why she is having issues.

I cockeyed her a few times, the Dr. laughed then gave her a prescription

by Ham_Samich May 19, 2022

cockeyed

a bitch whos looking for some action!1

I walked by this honey and she was looking at me cockeyed... woke up next to her this morning

by beeeyatch March 3, 2003

cockeysville middle school

An awesome school..however..All these predijudce people who think their all that. People that hate everybody. People who are just different therefore frowned opon by some people...nerds...u get my point. Then u get us the prunks... we don't lie or slander other people...we don't pretend to be somethiung else..we represent the people who fight the Regular standard to be something...

If only the rest of CMS could be this way..its not as bad as u see in the other definitions...but it could be better

P: what do u think of COCKEYSVILLE MIDDLE SCHOOL?

S: Its okay

P: then make it better !

by a Prunk November 12, 2008

cockeyed

When a man looks at another man's cock, he gets cockeyed. If you stare at said cock. You have cockeyes. A contious stare is cockeyed.
A glimpse is a little cockeyed.

I can't help myself from staring, I am all cockeyed at the moment

by aarmistead September 1, 2013

cockeysville that hoe

to get a girl on her knees and slap her with your dick

man that bitch was being mad disrespectfull so i had to cockeysville that hoe

by 9hg January 5, 2008

Cockeyed

/ˈkäkˌīd/
adjective

A look of confusion.

A look of surprise.

As Darnell elaborately described the theory of gravity, Tom looked at him cockeyed.

"What?" Tom blarted.
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Chuck smacked Jones in the face, as he stumbled back Jones looked back at Chuck cockeyed.

"What the fuck, man?!" Jones hollered.

by Wisdom Raider February 7, 2017