computarded

A Person who doesn't understand how to properly use or maintain a computer.

He Doesn't know what the difference between MAC and WINDOWS, is; He must be computarded.

by R3BEL_1 February 12, 2012

Computational physicist

A jackass from California

That computational physicist went to M.I.T

by Reused June 5, 2018

Copulated

An area where a lot of cops populate.

I’m not driving down Belair rd, it’s to copulated.

by Missy_Lanius October 30, 2020

computational purgatory

A problem whose computational complexity lies in the line between computational efficiency and computational intractability.

The set of np-complete problems are the primordial computational purgatory.

by davidfutexas August 6, 2010

Computard

n.- a person who can barely turn the computer on, and rejoices in the fact that he/she can check their email properly, but thinks a website will do what they want by using the up/down arrows incessantly.

Mom couldn't figure out how to print the menu. She's a computard.

by Ernie Lou August 15, 2011

computerated

Used in place of "computer aided" by a small subset of the population which is somehow capable of written communication despite being practically illiterate.

Q: What courses are you taking at your community college?
A: English 025 and Computerated Design. I'm going to be an Architect.

by ijuhyg May 1, 2015

compulate

To Consummate a marriage between yourself and a computer (and your hand).

Did you Compulate with Sharon the Macbook yet? Android why you gotta be so Compulative?

by Recklous September 1, 2016