Computer Slut

A stupid slut whom usually stay up 24/7, who exposes her body on the net, on websites such as youtube, myspace, facebook, and twitter. This type of slut also engages in sexual activity with random men from these websites. She also enjoys intercourse thorugh the center of her anal region.

I met a girl on myspace and her name is Cynthia . What a Computer slut I thought to myself because she exposes her tits on myspace

by Craimerfuck December 25, 2009

Computer Club

First rule of computer club: Do not talk about computer club.

*absent chatter pertaining to computer club*

by Crackerjam May 1, 2010

School Computer

A device with low amounts of ram, that nobody likes, and was really cheap.

“Did you hear about the new phone coming out? I hear it’s a school computer!

by Pseudonym? More like Pooseudon December 24, 2019

Computer Engineer

A college major that will make you hate your life, your friends, computers, electronics, and anything remotely enjoyable about your life. Mass consumption of alcohol in the 20 minutes of free time a week keeps you sane.

"Yo look at dude banging his head off the wall"
"Must be a computer engineer"

by LateNightEngineer April 14, 2010

computer engineering

The best kind of engineering. Every job wants you, everybody needs you. Software? You shit out programs for breakfast. All other engineers look up to you because you're a beast. You blend into any group of friends because you own geeky conversations, but you still stay in shape like a salsa dancing gazelle. You dress to impress and the bitches can't get off you because you got dat layer of abs underneath that button down shirt.

"I heard Jakey B switch to computer engineering"
"Damn, God made another angel today"

by anonymous124124 January 6, 2014

apple computer

thread on urbandictionary.com used by geeks to insult each other

apples are shit blah blah...
no theyre not blah blah...

by oracle March 12, 2004

School computer

The term “school computer” means that a select computer takes 15 minutes to boot up and an additional 5 to load in your first search and cannot even run flash games above 45fps, usually 5-15 years old.

Kid: Dude this thing is like a school computer!
Kid2: And you just bought it?
Kid: Hell yea, and I’m pissed!

by Boing Doinkus December 20, 2018