The air pressure builtup inside of the anus during anal activity's, that is then released sounding like a fart!
She has too much anal compression, it's always making the funny fart noise that her parents can hear.
by trendsetta420 April 1, 2019
Get the anal compressionmug. The act of your sexual partner inserting a finger into your anus, and you subsequently passing gas while still inserted; may be performed at any time not exclusive to receiving oral.
“Bro, sally stuck a finger in my ass the other day so I decided to give her the ol’ Shelby compression test!”
“Bud, you’re sick”
“Yeah, bet she doesn’t try that shit again”
“Bud, you’re sick”
“Yeah, bet she doesn’t try that shit again”
by Ligmamom September 16, 2021
Get the Shelby Compression Testmug. when you compress your girlfriend head with your hands and she likes it, then hates it right afterwards but you keep doing it because it provides you with endless joy.
ex me: Hey honey
gf: hi
me: (compresses head)
gf: stop that (with a compressed head)
me: no (proceeds to compress head even harder)
gf: hi
me: (compresses head)
gf: stop that (with a compressed head)
me: no (proceeds to compress head even harder)
by compressed girlfriend 🥲 July 24, 2022
Get the compressed headmug. Jerry: hey did you hear that Dolores and Shauna did the Columbia Compress last night?
Kris: dude what the fuck why did you call me it’s 3:30 in the morning
Kris: dude what the fuck why did you call me it’s 3:30 in the morning
by Captain_atomix November 2, 2021
Get the Columbia Compressmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Compressed Personal Computer Video Games: The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Compressed Personal Computer Video Games: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
Get the Compressed Personal Computer Video Games: The First Juvenile Releasemug. 