no comprende

what the fuck are you talking about???? getting too deep / intentionally esoteric just for the fucks sake. just say what you mean straight up otherwise i'll just say 'no comprende'.

my high socialist buddy started off right away with how the meaning of life was symbolized by ... <bla bla bla bla>...... I am totally like at a loss to even begin to respond so I just say "no comprende, dude"

by creature69 April 30, 2020

comprende

Buddy, pal, bff. Often used by Amir Blumenfeld.

Amir: Hey, comprende. Door's locked.

Jake: Yeah, I'm trying to get some work done.

by Oh Sheesh February 7, 2010

Comiendo Moscas

When you are distracted.

Estás comiendo moscas.

by Hans Payini April 23, 2009

Abalastow Compendium

The body of knowledge surrounding the "Abalastow", a modern political figure of uganda.

http://blog.lib.umn.edu/pemb0031/abalastowcompendium/

PersonA:I was researching the Abalastow Compendium..,
PersonB: Yeah I did that once and found nothing on it.

by mitchx3 November 5, 2008

Comiendo

A man-whore who likes to be an asshole to girls.

A man who makes people fall for him and then breaks their hearts.

That guy is such a comiendo!

by LOLShort June 30, 2010

comprendez

What? French word? My balls!
This expression is taken from Spanish, is the third person singular present tense of the verb "comprender".
It's used mostly in questions, meaning "do you understand?", "get it?"

-Spanish is the second language most spoken in the US, and Gringos are stupids when it comes to learn another language, "comprendez"?

by Holden Caulfield May 13, 2005

drop top compressor

a type of car by the way

1.oh dear it seems to be raining drop top compressors

2.NOOOOOOOOO my drop top compressor ate my mum!

by jobby bum August 3, 2003