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Compooping

The process of breaking down and rearranging old food (via computer system) to make new, useable, nutritional, food.
A solution for food waste/loss is compooping.
by FPS_burner.adri934 February 11, 2019
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comforting a dead one

Attempting to re-arouse an overused johnson
woman: shall we love? it is a special night afterall...

man: you can try but after all the self pleasuring ive just indulged in you would just be comforting a dead one
by berrylads August 18, 2011
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comforting snail

The use of one's thumb to comfort someone when they are upset. The comforter applies their thumb in a comforting circular motion to the comfortee's upper arm, usually whilst saying "comforting snail" to avoid unnecessary confusion. The circular motion is created using the joint of the thumb - not the arm.
The concept is akin to "awkward turtle".

The level of comfort provided by comforting snail is very versatile and can be used in almost any situation. Avoid bereavements.
Charlotte: Ohh no i just dropped my fork!
Wendy: *Comforting snail*
by Tnetennba:) June 30, 2011
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Comcasting

When you take your universal Comcast remote to other peoples houses and confuse them by changing the channel, turning the tv off, ect. Usually done through a window, but can be done blind (through walls).
Me and Jake went Comcasting last night. It was crazy, we ordered a ton of movies for my neighbor with on demand.
by Haxed13 November 22, 2009
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cloud computing

Cloud computing is a style of computing in which dynamically scalable and often virtualised resources are provided as a service over the Internet. Users need not have knowledge of, expertise in, or control over the technology infrastructure "in the cloud" that supports them
Sun Microsystems showcased the Sun Open Cloud Platform, the company's open cloud computing infrastructure, powered by industry-leading software technologies from Sun, including Java, MySQL, OpenSolaris and Open Storage.
by terababy March 21, 2009
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Computing

Something really smart assy and pompus you say to someone who is not understanding the most simple thing. They are just too dumb to get it. So you talk to them like a dumb robot seeing if they have blew a fuse...
You are not computing are you...?
by KaliKrystal February 28, 2011
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Quantum Computing

Computer processor's power derived from the quantum physics properties of atoms or nuclei that allow them to work together as quantum bits commonly known as qubits is reffred as quantum computing.
Quantum Computing; Computer processor's power derived from the quantum physics properties of atoms
by s j tubrazy April 14, 2013
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