Turning Compost

The gay equivolent to cutting your mates grass.

Did you hear about Chris fucking Simon? I can’t believe he’s turning compost behind Danny’s back. I thought they were mates?

by Composter December 12, 2018

Compost Mantis

a rare species of praying mantis found in compost piles in North America and New Zealand

Wow, thats an incredible Compost Mantis, observe its beauty.

by bug thing June 6, 2013

Stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap

A lady with larger than usual bacon hangers attempting to tuck them back into her brown tunnel for neatness in order to fool an unaware mate

I was going down on this bird and discovered that she’d stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap!! They fair slapped me around the face as she opened her legs

by Suckovmydavid December 31, 2021

Compost mode

Constipation caused by the sometimes intention lack of pooping, especially while on vacation or faced with unfamiliar/uncomfortable options.

We went on vacation with my in-laws and I didn't take a dump for a week. Now I'm in compost mode.

We just returned from a weekend in a rental RV. I didn't understand how the shitter works but I'll be exiting compost mode shortly.

by mrbarbell October 9, 2023

white compost

Like white trash, but the individual eventually becomes useful.

What to y’all think of Holly? I used to think she was white trash, but she’s doing such good things now that she’s clearly white compost.

by Dolly Hanukkah March 14, 2021

Jenga Compost

The act of nutting with your own dick in your mouth to avoid losing No Nut November, since the jizz never leaves your body.

friend 1: how’s nnn going?
friend 2: bad, i had to resort to a jenga compost last night to stay in

by bangerbonker4222 November 21, 2023

Composting

(Verb) a douchier form of "flexing". More easily accomplished by tools, d-bags or while wearing a wife beater. Occasionally associated with car-culture. Sometimes accompanied by retardation and Rod-in-ass syndrome.

ex) "The composting guy at the car-show embodied a near coma-brain tumor level of intelligence talking about his cars V-TEC "very tall engine cooling system". Fucking composting oh yeah, it's not about how you composting by your car, I'm a post, compost my own dick in ass.

by iAmSeagull October 2, 2023