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Compobeg

Someone who begs compensation. Always looking around for ways to claim from someone's insurance (including their own) or from the state. Eg. purposely tripping on a raised pavement.
Just saw a guy deliberately crash his car into a wall and was straight onto the phone to his insurance to claim. That Billig Dag is such a compobeg.
by BilligDagMeow February 22, 2011
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composer

someone who can party all night, smoke two packs a day, drink through a 6 pack, sleep for 20 hours, and then scribble on a pad of staff paper for five minutes and call it a hard day's work.
I'm a composer, I would know.
by beenabitchoncetoomuch August 14, 2009
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Compused

a)Computer confused. When a website or program is being nothing but unreasonable and you don't know who to call/email/pay to explain it to you; When you're using a computer and it doesn't make sense.
b)May also refer to the disoriented state of mind felt when trying to concentrate on a laptop whilst interacting with something else.
*reading scumbag site that tells you you need software to log in- though doesn't tell you what software this may be*
You to friend:"What was that? Sorry, I'm compused"
by kawai-kowai March 18, 2011
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CompuServe

An archaic spin-off of the system-crash-waiting-to-happen, AOL. Quite possibly worse than AOL... if that even makes sense. Known to scare innocent children across the globe.
"...AOL just sent me an e-mail trying to get me to switch over from CompuServe... I'm scared shitless... ::locks self up in bomb shelter for 15 years::"
by EnixPSIkid451 March 5, 2005
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Compository Splicing

The act of taking apart a piece of written material, usually from the center of the work for editing. The edited section is then replaced into the piece, hopefully making the written work better than the original.
I absolutely DESPISE compository splicing; I can never do it without messing up somehow.
by Cetra October 9, 2008
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Compost Cone

The adding of weed to the top of burnt ash to allow ash to sink/snap through the cone/bowl piece.
“Yo pack this compost cone it’s not sinking

Sinking Green allows ash to sink/snap”
by Mrbruce.Banner September 8, 2022
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Love compost

The remnants of a rather twisted sexual encounter in which one or both parties are left with pooh all over them.
yeah, that tracy bird is well kinky, we got up to all sorts of crazy stuff last night, i left her place with love compost all over my chest!!!
by angry bry February 13, 2009
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