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mcdonald's commercial

An MTV-inspired music video with McDonald's food in it.

In other words: Commercials using pop music artists, hot young and thin people (who probably spit the hamburger out after each take at the risk of cheating on their water-only diet), hip fashions and music video special effects in order to promote McDonald's life-threatening fast food---when in actuality, McDonald's has probably agreed on a joint contract with the RIAA to promote new pop music and at the same time sell their deadly food. In describing the meal being advertised, words that usually described food like "delicious", "mouth-watering", "fresh" or "spicy" are replaced with words like "sassy", "hip", "funky" or "sexy" (i.e. Try our new Spicy Chicken Wrap! 100% all white chicken, covered in hip lettuce, sassy cheese and topped with a sweet and sexy sauce!).
I turned the channel to what I though was a music video. Timbaland's song was playing and a bunch of kids, dressed like Pharrell Williams were roller-skating and doing tricks in the middle of a skating rink. Lights were flashing everywhere and the girls and guys were flirting. I waited for Timbaland to appear but instead the commercial ended with the kids eating double cheese burgers and skating at the same time...then that notorious "BADA BA BA BA!"

All of this for a fucking hamburger? Your typical mcdonald's commercial.
by twistedbabydoll August 28, 2007
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Commercial

1* A form of capitalist propaganda.

Far more accepted (especially among dumbasses) than religious, leftist, conservative, nationalist or any other form of propaganda even though it's also far more biased and even less truthfull than any of the above.

2* Something that is commercial or in other words private and for profit.
Example 1:

Buy our product, it's the best product, we have tested it with independent researchers, we are not lying, buy it, buy it, buy it.

Example 2:

Norwegian Air is a commercial airline.

The commercial value of our products has risen rapidly.
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commercials

Guy: Hey did you see that super bowl commercial for Doritos?
Guy #2: Yeah! That one's my favorite of all the commercials this year!
by SuperBowlSunday11 February 25, 2011
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Commercial

by Aaron895 March 23, 2013
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commercial company

Commercial Company: n./slang: term for trashy, street-level, female prostitutes (lot lizards) who frequent some truck-stop parking lots and rest areas at night. Same as lot lizard, but less derogatory. (Commercial company is the term lot lizards commonly use to refer to themselves -- they never call themselves lot lizards.)
Same as: lot lizard; lizard; pavement princess; sleeper leaper; mattress maiden;
(source: www.dieseljockey.com)
"Commercial company channel 25, any drivers needing some commercial company go to channel 25." (Lot lizard broadcasting on CB radio channel 19)
by PF Smith November 8, 2007
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Commercial

The things shown when the TV ceases to show you what you told the TV show you. These generally consist of people preforming impossible tasks with things they want you to buy, people talking as fast as humanely possible about what the drug they are selling will do to you, and Billy Mays yelling.

The duration of commercials are generally used for making snacks and preparing beverages.
"Joey! Quick, run and get us a six-pack during the Commercial !
by Etch Dos April 6, 2009
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Commercial Depression

The feeling you get when watching 2 TV shows and flipping back and forth using your remote (usually sports) and a commercial comes on the current show so you switch to the other only to find another commercial.
I was watching the Phillies and Eagles on Sunday and experienced commercial depression between innings when I flipped to the football game and there was a commercial there too.
by Wolfman22 October 1, 2010
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