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comparenting

When parents constantly compare the way they are raising their children to the way other parents are doing so.
Her parents were so caught up comparenting that they failed to recognize their own shortcomings.
by FreshWords January 1, 2025
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Compare funds

A slang saying made by "EXkaizer" on YouTube, booting/psn com now uses it.

Date created : 8/14/19
"Compare funds" with me, show me at least 1k in balance.
by Compare funds October 17, 2021
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Compare

And who are other people going to compare me to?
Hym "Is it... Is it other people? Are the other people going to compare me to other people?"

Iam "They might compare you to you... Sometimes." 🤷

Hym "Maybe if you display a radical change in appearance. Lose or gain a bunch of weight. Get horribly disfigured or something."

Iam "Well... You shouldn't care what other people think about you."

Hym "If my identity is, in part, a matter of consensus; what other people think is perpetually relevant. I have to care what other people think. I don't have a choice."

Iam "Yeah, I don't think it should be a matter of consensus in the first place but I see what you mean... Hmm... Hmm... Does comparison constitute imitating the creature?"

Hym "Technically... Yes... Well... No. The creature cannot compare itself to anything else and, therefore, would make the act of comparison uniquely human. It's too different from anything to compare itself to anything. Humans are alike enough to one another to compare."

Iam "Huh... Right because relativity would only exist within the confines of reality and God exist outside of it... Right?"

Hym "Seems about right. I don't know I'm getting tired. We'll figure out in the morning."

Iam "Aight."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2022
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comparently

Differences may not be seen in two things until they are compared side by side, then the similarities or differences are apparent.
I always though Jim and Eddy looked the same, but comparently they are different.
by Bob. R November 28, 2019
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comparing lana to lorde

a person that compares lana to lorde, a DUMB BITCH/FAG, imagine comparing 2 queens that make different kinds of music, even tho it’s still alternative
queen lana del rey en*ed lorde
- example of deadass comparing lana to lorde
by Tree-MoreLikeFaggotry May 2, 2020
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comparative fallometry

Term for group of guys attempting to show who is alpha
Stupid alpha guy: -My dick is bigger than yours
Nerdy guy: -Don't start comparative fallometry
by dildo777 December 10, 2023
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Comparitis

The disease of comparing yourself to others.
Kelly is so focused how other people are doing compared to her. She has comparitis
by Daderico February 7, 2021
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