comparing sizes

1) When two boys pull out their penises to see which one is bigger. Usually done by boys between 8 and 13. Anyone caught doing this after the age of 13 can be considered gay!

2) An excuse for a guy to look at someone elses cock at a urinal or in a open shower.

1. Hey Justin, lets go to my room and compare sizes.

2. I'm not gay, I was just comparing sizes.

by Cappy1 June 11, 2004

coalinga

Coalinga is a small town located about half way between San Fransico and Los Angeles in California. Most notible for be ing the home of Harris Ranch beef and resteraunt, it is also home to a state prison and mental hospital. With a population of about 13,000 people, it is nothing more then a desert town. The high school mascot is the Horned Toad and they have a local community college, West Hills. Every may, they hold a festival called The Horned Toad Derby where they have horned toad races.

I drove through Coalinga today and it went by in a flash.

by Jam Master Jeff September 7, 2005

Complaining

expressing dissatisfaction and can only be told by tone of voice

he knew perfectly well he couldn't accuse me of complaining in the email

by jack wincester January 3, 2008

complainer

Someone who is picky to the point of not being able to shut the fuck up about the bad stuff and concentrate on just ONE good thing around them.
One who opens up their study material, flips on the TV, watches TV for twenty minutes and then exclaims, "STUDYING IS SOOOO HARD!"

"Oh I can't believe I'm getting such a bad grade in this class! Ugh, I don't want to watch this, the TV sucks. I don't feel like studying today. I think I'll just take a nap instead. Wow this bed is so uncomfortable! I wish someone would run me over."

"Shut up and stop being such a complainer before someone DOES."

by The Annoyed Roommate May 2, 2009

compiling

A word used as an excuse for procrastinating when you should be programming.

Why are you guys not coding? - It's compiling...

by SuHe April 27, 2021

Complainicans

Members of new conservative republican party who complain constantly about the state of politics and society yet offer no effective solutions themselves

Sean Hannity and the rest of the complainicans spent 3 hours putting down Hillarys thighs today.

by Arte Lange January 26, 2009

Complain Train

This is a metaphor that describes the complaints that are aired by people who have just taken a right on the struggle bus.

It can also be used to describe situations where some is constantly complaining about something over and over again

Jack: *spills water on shirt*
John: Wow dude you are really ridin the struggle bus today
Jack:Shut the frick up dude it wasnt my fault I hate you
John:....and here comes the complain train

When Jack hates his job soooo much and he tells everyone on earth about it like 50 times, Jack is riding the complain train.

by BK Lounge22 August 26, 2013