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Commode Plume

The aerosol of contaminated bowl contents created and released into the surrounding environment by flushing toilet wastewater.
Oh, DAMN! I just found out that I might have acquired COVID from Commode Plume! The world just isn't safe ANYWHERE!!!
by YAWA January 25, 2021
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run some diagnostics on the commode

Tikh: Hey where ya headed to so fast?
Dylan: I just had my morning coffee, and now I gotta run some diagnostics on the commode!
by Lil' Enyaw December 11, 2016
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Commoner Knight

A commoner Knight is someone who doesn't actaully have status as a knight, though lives by there morals. Anybody can be a commoner Knight as long as they stay true to their heart, and do there best do to what's right and help others.

A commoner Knight will usually compliment people and their acheivements. A commoner Knight is kind, and will not decieve those around him. They are loyal.
by DexVex April 23, 2009
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poo commute

Verb. When you purposely pass the closest toilet by your work area only to do your "big business" in another department's toilet to avoid your coworkers.

Noun. The travel time needed to shit in a safer zone.
I had too poo commute to the other side of the building to take a shit. It was nasty!

Noun: Thank god the floor above us was free. I had to ride the poo commute because Cindy sits right by our bathroom. ...and I sure like that Cindy.
by danwade September 15, 2009
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blow your load on the commode

"The bus will be here in five minutes, looks like you'll have to blow your load on the commode, Billy!" mother shouted up the stairs.
by C. H. Diddlemebum October 16, 2007
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10K Commotion

a website with an online comic about a fictional Dance Dance Revolution tournament that mostly appeals to Bemani geeks and people who go to anime cons. kinda based on a bunch of real tourneys and cons.

used as an adj. refers to the rules listed on the site, "perfects x 2 + greats + okays"
"The last DDR tourney at Otakon was 10K Commotion-style. Easier than calculating percentages for everybody on every song."
by second tuesday October 20, 2006
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Laptop Commuter

A child under the age of two years, riding on his parents lap in an airliner for free. See "Laptop Computer"
The plane had a crew of six, with 127 passengers and 15 laptop commuters.
by Frasier Nutzov February 5, 2007
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