commoilet

A cross between the words commode and toilet. Commonly used when you have to shit really bad...so bad you can't think clearly.

Cory: ♪ MAYBE IT'S TIME TO CHANGE ♫...la la la la la

*flush* *flush* *flush*

Tyler: DUDE...get off the fuckin commoilet before I shit everywhere!!!

by squatdaddy November 14, 2011

Commodetosis

When your legs fall asleep from being on the toilet too long.

As I sat up from the toilet I fell to the floor and realized I had a bad case of commodetosis.

by ZeeZube May 18, 2019

Commode choker

a fat lady, a bit beyond being chubby.

did you see that commode choker jake's with tonight?

she wasn't thick she was a commode choker

by DJ JAKE da snake October 16, 2008

Concoodle

An idiot that does stupid actions for example people named Ashel or Najija etc

You concoodle How'd you fall for it

by Vainlyy August 31, 2022

ve commodore

Is an Australian built car by Holden, often closely resembles yacht in rough seas as it stumbles its way down the road and more than likely eminates the sound of timing chain rattle and a fat guys fart in a 4" PVC tube.

Normally seen in bright colours, along with body kits implying they get some kind of performance when throttle is applied (if the interior hasn't fallen apart preventing the use of the accelerator...)

Oh gross, what is that sound???

It's a BK VE Commodore..

by Whereisfrancis August 30, 2017

Commodore

A car released by Holden, a sub company of the Intergalactic GM Empire.

This model car has questionable integrity, safety and security systems.
People are often reffered to as 'Commodore' drivers as an insult, similar to the way that Volvo drivers are.

Another popular name for these cars are 'Commonwhore', symbolic as they are very common and f**k you over.

(After seeing someone run into the gutter or tailgating someone else) "Oh look, a Commodore driver!"

by raven July 2, 2004

commodore

1) Greatest, and most recognised computer system ever made for the home, affordable, and decent, the C64 lived over 11 years on the production line, and sold over 15million units.

2) Car made by the Australian sub-branch of General Motors, Holden, Commodores are unable to achieve over 45km/h without serious engine failure, or losening of body work.

1) w00t! Labyrinth, Impossible Mission, Super Wonder Boy, Ghostbusters, Owns you =D

2) the car achieving 39.5km/h on the straight was the commodore

by Squatdog December 27, 2003