Culturally Confused

Confusing a common cultural mainstay with another culture altogether.

Paula (walking into a Japanese restaurant): "Hola, amigos!"

Alisha: "Don't mind my friend, she's just culturally confused."

by MegnKen April 16, 2010

confusedcius

anyone who tries to make a philosophically sound and intelligent argument, only to get backtracked and confused as to what they were originally were arguing about. :)

Never argue with an idiot, they'll drag you down and go confusedcius on you.

by formattedfire3 August 15, 2012

confused

unable to grasp the truth behind a given emotion or concept

Jack was confused that Arnold said something bad about Daisy because Jack knew Daisy to be a wise person.

by Ereck Flowers March 11, 2015

Glazed and Confused

When a young lady wakes up after a long night of drinking and getting facialized.

Troy woke up pretty hungover, but Kathy was left glazed and confused.

by robdoe November 10, 2010

Confused

What? How did I get here? Where the...

Hey! What's going on? Jesus Christ! TELL ME!! What the?? I'm confused!! What's going on here? AHHH!

by Starvin Marvin's Best Friend Amanda December 11, 2004

Cumfused

The act of being confused as to who's child a person is carrying.

'Bro, did you hear about Jen? She's cumfused as fuck and she thinks it's yours.'

by Ticktackmak July 19, 2017

Hella confused

Beyond {shook}. Beyond confused. Wig gone. Wig flew. {Shookith}. {Amazed}.

Our teacher said our report was due on {Tuesday}, she gave us the report on {Monday}.

I was {Hella confused}.

by Hella confused July 30, 2018