Columbian Rim Job

When your partner puts cocaine on your asshole and gives you a rim job i.e eats the booty.

"Damn Daniel,last night Sally gave me a Columbian Rim Job"

by Grey_Fox_El_Chingon June 7, 2016

columbian shotgun

When you blow cocaine into a woman's butt-hole, and she farts a cocaine cloud into your nose.

I was blowing cocaine into a stripper's butt-hole when I received my first 'Columbian Shotgun', much to my surprise.

by Urban Hemmingway May 12, 2017

Columbiana middle school

Columbiana middle school is a stupid school with bitches and many hoes. A lot of drama happens their. Especially stupid drama. If you go to this school you will probably get made fun of a lot. You will also get offered vapes or juuls. Many of the kids are rednecks and preppy kids. Also, don’t get on the principals nerves.

Person 1: what’s columbiana middle school
Person 2: a middle school with stupid kids and drama
Person 1: ohhhh okay, I’m not going their.

by Billy65 December 10, 2018

Columbia Heights Breakfast

A "Columbia Heights Breakfast" is when you break two eggs on her tittays, and attempt to scramble them with your chorizo sausage

Last night I brought a chic to my apartment, we fooled around, and in the morning I made her a Columbia Heights Breakfast. Them tits was amazing

by Angee Bear aka CH Enforcer September 2, 2009

culinary columbine

A horrible meal that is the result of a massacre in the kitchen.

His mother cooked Thanksgiving dinner, it was a culinary columbine.

by NCdubmixer November 21, 2009

Columbian Stiffy

When you wake up with a morning boner and you have to shit and pee at the same time, So you sit down to shyt but your morning boner wont fit into the toilet.

Friend: Yo, wheres your bathroom?
Me: In the back to the left.
Friend: Fool there is piss everywhere!!!
Me: I couldn't help it man... I had a Columbian Stiffy this morning!

by S3XU@L CH0C0L@T3 March 1, 2009

columbine

A scapegoat for people to blame metal bands like Marilyn Manson and Rammstein for our problems with violence. It also blamed neo-nazism, action movies like the Matrix, great TV shows like South Park , and those very fun violent video games. I mean it is a sad story that there were all of those casualties, but it doesn't hide the fact that preps and jocks are the ones who just pick on the ones who are different from them, and in time it shows that mean people are the true reason. I listen to sick music all the time, I watch South Park every night, I've seen some real bloody action movies in my time, and played Grand Theft Auto and Max Payne and it's never promoted me to kill. The only thing that sets students off are greedy principles that try to control your every movement, students that make everyone feel bad, and WAL-MART. (damn walmart and all of their secret ploys to take over your mind.)

The senators and governers can do all they want like taking away music, tv shows, games, and movies, but that isn't going to solve anything. So pull your head out of your asses and finally relize that people are the things that piss people off! Everyone should also watch Bowling For Columbine, Micheal Moore is a genius!

by awex January 5, 2004