coolsome

Deriving from the word "cool", this word means "extremely cool".

That's really coolsome!!!

by -Nina- July 6, 2005

The Colostomizer

The Colostomizer is a particularly sexy motherfucker, specifically with respect to his relative skill at any of a number of competitive endeavors. Whether it be videogames, sports, or pissing contests, The Colostomizer will fuck you up so badly that, once he's done with you, you'll be in desperate need of a colostomy bag (read: your asshole will be loose to the point that you can no longer control when you take a shit).

Jesus H. Christ, The Colostomizer just skullfucked you through your asshole! How does it feel to get sodomized by a freight train?

by Rapist Wit November 12, 2008

colostomy chug

When one runs up to someone with a colostomy bag and pulls it off said person and chugs its contents.

I shuked more when I saw Ron's dad do a full on colostomy chug then when I saw his mom's birthfart.

by Big Jim Jimmy Sack November 15, 2007

Pina Colostomy

Diahrea after a night of drinking.

Dude 1:Man, what a night huh?

Dude 2:Yeah, what did you drink?

Dude 1:I don't know but I ended up with a Pina Colostomy.

Dude 2:Umbrella too?

Dude 1:No good bro, no good.

by Fourustwentius January 1, 2009

coolsome

coolsome, is obviously, cool and awesome mixed. only two people in the whole world are called this, tyler chavez and coco de Lone, yeah thats right...be jealous

coco:your so coolsome
tyler:yeah, were the coolsomes biiitch!

by coco monster December 9, 2007

colostomy bong

self explanitory, if you need it spelled out you should quit life.

I'll give you a hundred bucks if you rip a colostomy bong from that old dude.

by Vance Birznasty March 3, 2004

Colostomy

Stoma is mouth in latin. Ostomy is a surgical procedure where the surgeon makes an opening to connect some organ with the outside of the body. Tracheostomy is when that opening is made in the trachea for breathing and Colostomy is when the colon is connected to the outside for foecal excretion (in diseases that require that procedure). The opening is usually connected to a sterile bag that will receive the foeces.

Ali: How is your grandma's rectal cancer?
Mostafa: She got it removed and had to get a colostomy for shitting.
Ali: Good for her man.

by Achafai June 21, 2019