Colors of Change

A communist racist neo-nazi divisive group organized from the remnants of ACORN. Better described by the late Andrew Breitbart as "poisonous, venomous forces within the American experience". If someone doesn't agree with their agenda, they will use their favorite weapon, petitions to snuff out that person's first amendment rights(see Glenn Beck).

It won't be surprising if they start petitioning urbandictionary.com to remove this entry.

Sam: "Hey, did you hear about the petition from Colors of Change, urging the FOX network to cancel COPS, because "it degrades minorities" and somehow "contributes to minority stereotypes"?"
Tom: "What the hell? The creator of COPS has often said that he downplays minority crimes in the series."
Sam: "I bet their next move is to petition God to cancel 'reality' because it's racist."

CoC Activist 1: "It seems like FOX will end that show COPS after it's 25th season."
CoC Activist 2: "I hate that show. It shows cops as the good guys."
CoC Activist 1: "Hey, maybe we could start a petition to get COPS cancelled, and then, when it does gets cancelled, claim it was because our petitioning that got it cancelled?"

CoC Activist 1: "It seems like FOX will end that show COPS after it's 25th season."
CoC Activist 2: "I hate that show. It shows cops as the good guys."
CoC Activist 1: "Hey, maybe we could start a petition to get COPS cancelled, then, when it does gets cancelled, claim it was because our petitioning that got it cancelled?"
CoC Activist 2: "Brilliant idea. Now let's celebrate by having some hot gay sex with a couple of animals"

by Acrimony12 May 21, 2013

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Bartolo Colon

The living reincarnation of Harambe. Also known as Big Sexy, this majestic beast pitches for the Mets. He has gained a considerable amount of weight because nothing on Earth can challenge his superhuman strength.

Me: Man, I wish I was Bartolo Colon.
Friend: Who doesn't?

by Frisk This October 3, 2016

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color me stoked

made popular by Heathers the Musical; to be excited about something, usually used in response to good news.

“Ram invited me to his party!” “Color me stoked!”

by okayamelia June 13, 2018

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Colombo

Somebody that asks a lot of question, like they are Detective Colombo interrogating a suspect.

"What's with all the questions? You think yer fuckin' Colombo or somethin'?"

by unstable bob July 25, 2017

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semi colon tattoo

The tattoo of a ' ; ' represents that the person has come close to ending their life. The semi colon is used in grammar when the sentence is continued rather then ending with a full stop.

"why did you get a semi colon tattoo that's so basic"
"maybe one day you'll understand why"

by chaz :l July 11, 2021

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Colorado kiss

The man positions himself on the back of his shoulders with his knees over his head. The woman sucks him until he starts to ejaculate. Then she quickly pulls off, allowing him to spray his own seed all over his face. They then finish with a sloppy kiss.

"So he took me back to his place, and he asked for a Colorado kiss. I'm still washing that crap out of my eyebrows!"

by Kindor the amusing November 14, 2017

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