man1:deby lied she is not a vergin
man2:why u say that?
man1:cause she has a clitasaurous rex in her pants
man2:why u say that?
man1:cause she has a clitasaurous rex in her pants
by f.cliford September 27, 2005
Get the clitasaurous rex mug.ya I know she was totally hot dude, but she had one hell of a Clitasaurus-Rex hiding down thier that almost out measured my own.
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Get the clitass mug.GIRLFRIEND: I'm pregnant.
BOYFRIEND: YOU'RE PREGNANT!?
GIRLFRIEND: Yes, and I'm keeping it. I don't want to see you or your name except on the child support cheks. Bitch.
BOYFRIEND: OMG! IT'S A CLITASTROPHE!
EX. 2
<WHILE HAVING SEX WITH CHICK>
GIRL: I HAVE AIDS, THE CLAP, GONHORREA, AND TOURETTE'S. BITCH! BASTARD! ****! ****! GOD**** MOTHER****ING WHORE!
GUY: WHAT A CLITASTROPHE!
BOYFRIEND: YOU'RE PREGNANT!?
GIRLFRIEND: Yes, and I'm keeping it. I don't want to see you or your name except on the child support cheks. Bitch.
BOYFRIEND: OMG! IT'S A CLITASTROPHE!
EX. 2
<WHILE HAVING SEX WITH CHICK>
GIRL: I HAVE AIDS, THE CLAP, GONHORREA, AND TOURETTE'S. BITCH! BASTARD! ****! ****! GOD**** MOTHER****ING WHORE!
GUY: WHAT A CLITASTROPHE!
by joecuervo March 21, 2004
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"Mommy, my colita itches."
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