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clitasaurous rex

when a chick is extremly loose
man1:deby lied she is not a vergin
man2:why u say that?
man1:cause she has a clitasaurous rex in her pants
by f.cliford September 27, 2005
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Clitasaurus-Rex

When a woman has an overly large clit, resembling almost that of a mircopenis.
ya I know she was totally hot dude, but she had one hell of a Clitasaurus-Rex hiding down thier that almost out measured my own.
by Matthew St.Germain May 4, 2007
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clitass

Hate term. A substitute for "asshole", "dickass", "jerk", "clitball", "douchebag", "idiot", etc.
by gclpsptaproot December 13, 2009
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Clitastrophe

When a catasrophe is caused by one of the female sex.
GIRLFRIEND: I'm pregnant.

BOYFRIEND: YOU'RE PREGNANT!?

GIRLFRIEND: Yes, and I'm keeping it. I don't want to see you or your name except on the child support cheks. Bitch.

BOYFRIEND: OMG! IT'S A CLITASTROPHE!

EX. 2

<WHILE HAVING SEX WITH CHICK>

GIRL: I HAVE AIDS, THE CLAP, GONHORREA, AND TOURETTE'S. BITCH! BASTARD! ****! ****! GOD**** MOTHER****ING WHORE!

GUY: WHAT A CLITASTROPHE!
by joecuervo March 21, 2004
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chronic colitis

by theresa August 16, 2004
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Colita

A term used in the Hispanic culture referencing a small perky butt/vagina. Usually referring to a small child.
"Mommy, my colita itches."

"Maria, stop touching colita."
"That ride at Disneyland really makes my colta tickle!"
"That bike really makes my colita hurt!"
by Sassysalsita December 14, 2014
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clitastic

a studly guy; turns your clit on
Girl 1: That guy Scott is dreamy!

Girl 2: Yeah, he is totally clitastic!
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