A person who applies trends or viewpoints
originating or only found in certain internet social circles to real life people/ situations outside of that internet circle.
Often times such behavior would be considered
inappropriate or odd to say or do in real life or outside of that social circle. These people usually aren't aware of their inappropriate behavior due to the fact they lack experience interacting with people outside of their internet social circles.
These trends include things like online social
politics or social justice, frequent reference and overuse of certian terms and language that aren't said outside of the internet, jokes that may make someone feel uncomfortable, inaccurate mental health evaluations, etc.
originating or only found in certain internet social circles to real life people/ situations outside of that internet circle.
Often times such behavior would be considered
inappropriate or odd to say or do in real life or outside of that social circle. These people usually aren't aware of their inappropriate behavior due to the fact they lack experience interacting with people outside of their internet social circles.
These trends include things like online social
politics or social justice, frequent reference and overuse of certian terms and language that aren't said outside of the internet, jokes that may make someone feel uncomfortable, inaccurate mental health evaluations, etc.
Example 1: "Actually I identify as a cat and my pronouns are kitty/kittyself and if you call me anything else you're transphobic."
Ex 2: "I just know it's bubblegum pink." "Can you
whimper?"
Ex 3: "Bro I tried to rizz her up like I saw on TikTok
but she said looked at me weird I don't know what I did wrong."
"You are hella chronically online man."
Ex 2: "I just know it's bubblegum pink." "Can you
whimper?"
Ex 3: "Bro I tried to rizz her up like I saw on TikTok
but she said looked at me weird I don't know what I did wrong."
"You are hella chronically online man."
by icecream358 March 6, 2023
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More often than not Cryptocolonialists hail from San Francisco and exhibit that unique glitter pony unchecked optimism and fervor emblematic of the Singularity espousing technocrats endemic to the region. The naiveté of this movement is both endearing and makes you want to strangle Bambi at the same time. The positivity and assuredness of this demographic's ability to affect change is as strong and palpable as the spirit of the frontiersman in the days of Manifest Destiny when they so righteously slaughtered in the name of progress.
More often than not Cryptocolonialists hail from San Francisco and exhibit that unique glitter pony unchecked optimism and fervor emblematic of the Singularity espousing technocrats endemic to the region. The naiveté of this movement is both endearing and makes you want to strangle Bambi at the same time. The positivity and assuredness of this demographic's ability to affect change is as strong and palpable as the spirit of the frontiersman in the days of Manifest Destiny when they so righteously slaughtered in the name of progress.
Crypto-colonialism is alive and well in Puerto Rico where droves of Crypto-colonialists are flocking to reimagine and resettle the island in a fashion similar to Burning Man and San Francisco in all of their glory.
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Friend A: Are you going to see Up in the Air?
Friend B: I don't know. It looks good, but I'm still cloonical.
Friend B: I don't know. It looks good, but I'm still cloonical.
by betanianoelle November 16, 2009
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Person 1: omg! I dug up a tweet that *celebrity* said 14 years ago about how Mexicans like tequila! We have to cancel him! twitter, do your thing!
Person 2: holy shit get a life you chronically online cuck
Person 2: holy shit get a life you chronically online cuck
by Holiday_Choco March 6, 2023
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Person 1: Bro do you have instagram?
Person 2: No, what’s instagram?
Person 1: Your chronically offline bro-
Person 2: No, what’s instagram?
Person 1: Your chronically offline bro-
by I commited genocide twice! March 12, 2023
Get the Chronically Offline mug.Kids who were conceived by their parents during the quarantine that resulted from the coronavirus. Most of these babies will be born post-December 2020, continuing until spring 2021. They may also be referred to as covid kids.
With nothing else to do and feeling bored from being shut inside for so long, many couples decided, “Why not make a baby?!”
With nothing else to do and feeling bored from being shut inside for so long, many couples decided, “Why not make a baby?!”
She was born in New York on January 8th, 2021, no doubt part of the first wave of coronials to populate the state.
by Downhill Dave March 19, 2020
Get the Coronials mug.A semi-nice high school located in Virginia Beach, VA. Much nicer then Cox. The kids at FC are much more down to earth and don't act like assholes. There are definitely not as many rich, stuck up snobs, and less drugs. All together its a pretty chill school, and when you tell people you graduated from there, they wont look down at you (contrary to graduating from cox).
FC student 1- Hey dude, i got with hilary last night
FC student 2- Nice man, good for you
FC student 1- Blah blah blah cox is lamer then first colonial high school
FC student 2- Nah man, its just some of the kids there, don't blame the school, blame the stuck up douches who go there
FC student 2- Nice man, good for you
FC student 1- Blah blah blah cox is lamer then first colonial high school
FC student 2- Nah man, its just some of the kids there, don't blame the school, blame the stuck up douches who go there
by 1@n que November 14, 2010
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