These creatures live to be about 500 years old. They reside in the northern area of Chicago. They're known for their enourmous amount of hair. They migrate to peoples houses and play World of Warcraft, and xbox. These creatures are very strong and will hurt you. The only way to stop them is if you grab their nipples.
by Roguee February 27, 2009
Get the Codell mug.1: The ungodly manner in which Simon Cowell half parts and half spikes his hair; a horribly fashioned hairdo in which the hair is parted down the center and one side sits higher than the other... the hair is usually a mixed look of flat and spiked, as if the person sat a book on their head for 5 hours after showering.
2: A type of hair fail for douchebags.
2: A type of hair fail for douchebags.
TJ: Did you see X Factor last night?
Sara: No, I don't watch it, I can't stand Simon Cowell and his nappy hair.
TJ: Oh you mean the "Cowell lick"?
Sara: No, I don't watch it, I can't stand Simon Cowell and his nappy hair.
TJ: Oh you mean the "Cowell lick"?
by Katya Eye November 27, 2013
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When someone acts like an asshole (Simon Cowell) just because they're behind a computer screen and a fake name.
A guy who is short: "lololol your stupid as shit I'd beat you to death if i saw you in real life"
Stop being such a keyboard cowell; you couldn't beat up shit.
Stop being such a keyboard cowell; you couldn't beat up shit.
by LordoftheWholocked September 28, 2013
Get the keyboard cowell mug.Simon Cowell is a hated celebrity among directioners, why? Oh i can tell you but i don't have any time but you can search it up.
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