Coffee Cunt

Somebody who is proud of his/her (usually her) 'addiction' to coffee; somebody who never shuts up about how much he/she needs coffee to function, as if it's a quirky personality trait, or a hobby, or just something to make her seem like an interesting human being.

Usually a fan of Starbucks or some other shitty chain café; usually takes a particular type of coffee (Latté, Mocha, (worst of all) Frappuccino) and tells everybody that it's "all I ever drink."

"I've got to have a cup of coffee, I can't start the day without one! I can't do anything until I've had my macchiato! I can't help it, it's just who I am!"

"Shut the fuck up, you Coffee Cunt"

by CatCity November 13, 2011

Sloppy coffee

A really delicious coffee that has the texture of mud

Hello hello try sloppy coffee really good yum big dick and pussy coffee sloppy coffee try it try it buy it fucking drink fucking fucking coffee

by Fuck fucking fuck fucking fuck October 3, 2021

Coffee joint

Coffee joint is like a joint, except it's for coffee. You roll a piece of paper and light the joint then light the stove with it. You then proceed to make coffee in a stovetop espresso maker. Coffee is not possible without the coffee joint.

I lit the stove with the coffee joint, then I made coffee in the stovetop espresso maker.

Coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee!

by HawaiianPunch1 April 30, 2020

caffercise

exercising with the aid of caffeine

he has gone to caffercise

by jnsani January 6, 2020

Is coffee good for you

Phrase popular on various image board websites such as 4chan.org. It's a phrase used to mock posters which ask mundane questions alongside a sexual image.

References a meme in which a figure is seen holding up an image of an anime girl to a crowd, asking "Is coffee good for you?".

>OP: posts thread asking about the weather alongside a sexual image

>Anon: "Is coffee good for you?"

by (((shekels))) April 9, 2020

power coffin

A euphemism for just about any noun/verb you could think of

"Hey, dude. Wanna go power coffin Swervedriver vocalist, Adam Franklin with me?"
"You bet your juicing power coffin I do!"

by DEFEKATOR January 26, 2017

caffercise

hating to exercise, but loving it with caffeine -induced energy

my son loves to caffercise in the mornings

by jnsani January 8, 2020